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"Your standup sucks. Your wrestling sucks. You suck. Get over here, welcome to the UFC!"
Good God heavyweight MMA on DWCS 🤦♂️
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Woke up from sketchy dreams to ringing ears and the first chemtrail of the day
Stars were pretty though
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For those in the back, they're about to teabag Texas.
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Happy that Barcelos is conscious and even happier it happened against a good dude like Rojas because Herb Dean would've let that man die
Video Translation:
Raoni Barcelos is conscious and was taken to the hospital with his team and UFC staff. He will get precautionary CT scans of the head, face and neck.
Doctors say it is out of caution. No exact diagnosis yet.
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Wild how these drug, gambling, and dick pill commercials are basically just my 2001 AOL spam folder all over again 😳
#TUFFinale #UFCFightNight
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Kinda hoping Diet Dr. McGregor gets slimed out but the MMA gods like annoying people #TUFFinale
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It's like if a fireman broke into your burning home and just stood in front of you and your terrified spouse at your flaming dresser screaming "THERE'S A FIRE IN HERE GUYS"
The price on a barrel of oil is dropping yet fuel is still going up. #gouging
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PM being asked a question, unmuting: "Sorry I just took a big bite of bread"
Yeah maybe don't fking eat on the call screwing up the literal one thing you do thanks
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