Creative Director. Stand-up Comic. Writer. Podcaster. Errs a lot. Watch some of my comedy here 馃憞馃従馃憞馃従

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My first stand-up video shot & edited by @IndieHabitat team is out. Please watch it, subscribe, and share it with @SonuSood @elonmusk and others who might like it. 馃槈 youtu.be/UcD2y6DlomA
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Millennial mentality
Does anyone else switch to their laptop when buying something expensive? 馃槶 Like my phone just doesn鈥檛 feel qualified to handle that kind of money.
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In your 30s, the most annoying people you know will get even more annoying by: 1) getting into Hyrox/long distance running 2) getting into fitness 3) becoming a DJ
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The biggest game-changer for Apple Pay is not the Tap and Pay on POS but the merchant checkout on apps like Blinkit. This is so SO seamless.
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Sorry to interrupt your Sunday, friends. I really hesitated to write this, but if I don鈥檛 speak up today, I will be facing a severe financial crisis within a week or two. To be clear, I am not asking for charity or financial help. I am asking for work. I have been completely without work for the last three months. My last project ended on June 30th, and since then I have knocked on every door I know鈥攃alling, texting, meeting contacts, and following up. People say they will try, but after that first talk, the silence takes over. Calls go unanswered or get cut after a couple of rings. I honestly don't know whether the industry is shifting because of AI or if my age (52) is working against me, but despite over 13 years of solid experience in the field, nothing has materialized. Now, my savings are down to the very end. I can barely hold out for another week or two. I am a professional content writer, translator, and speaker who is comfortable on stage and in front of the camera. I write and translate fluently across Gujarati, Hindi, and English, with Gujarati being my strongest suit. Many of you already know my grasp of politics and my political writing, but I am equally adept at covering Bollywood and cricket. My priority is media houses, digital platforms, or publications, but I am open to any genuine writing or translation opportunity. I can work remotely or take up assignments on-site anywhere in Ahmedabad and Gandhinagar, as I need to be close to my elderly mother to take care of her health. Because my situation is urgent, I am especially looking for quick-turnaround freelance assignments or immediate projects where payments can be settled on submission. If you or anyone in your circle has work, please reach out to me directly in my DMs. A humble, earnest request: while I deeply value your warmth, please refrain from sending just "best wishes" or "stay strong" messages right now. I am fighting hard to stay out of a very dark headspace, and right now, only actual work leads can pull me through. Thank you for taking the time to read this, and thank you for your support. My inbox is open. 馃檹
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The first step to making a payment with Visa on Apple Pay? Adding your Visa Credit Card*. 馃挋 Watch the video to add your card or visit the link in bio to learn more. *Valid on Axis Bank credit cards only.
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We might be biased but blue looks good on India 馃ス #INDvsWI
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Introducing Apple Pay. An easy, secure, and private way to pay. With Apple Pay, use your Visa card on your iPhone and Apple Watch - in store, online, or in apps. *Valid on Axis Bank credit cards only.
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This is generational wealth
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Imagine inviting xi jinping and not feeding him the greatest chinese dish invented by india ie triple schezwan fried rice
Menu for the BRICS leaders dinner this evening in Delhi
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For all the chest thumping, truth telling Hindu does, this was so 馃ぎ
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And they all say, they are the first in India to do it.
GFF had hundreds of companies and about same four ideas.
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And, that鈥檚 how @sureshksethi, Group Country Manager, Visa India, wrapped up the Agentic Commerce Launch. 馃挜 Banking partners: @FederalBankLtd, @MyIndusIndBank @rblbank Payment Aggregators: @gocashfree, @CCAvenue, @juspay, @Paytm, @PayUindia, @PineLabs and @Razorpay.
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Gully labs founder showing the ONLY way to do focus groups with Gen Z
smash or pass?
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I think people really don't realise that the 7-8 pm slot at Lolla is actually goated.
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Reading the Lollapalooza lineup is the millennial eye test. The lower down the lineup you keep reading, you recognise you're old and don't know any of the hip new artists
馃毃 LOLLAPALOOZA INDIA 2027 LINEUP OUT NOW 馃憞
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Why is he looking like Dilip Tahil? 馃槀
Double tap caused double trouble at the store. 馃槀 But at least now you know that even if you tap twice, thrice, or a hundred times, your money will only be debited once per transaction. Want to set up Tap to Pay? * Turn on NFC on your Android phone. * Add your eligible Visa card to a compatible payment app. * 鈦燗sk the cashier for 鈥淭ap to Pay. That鈥檚 it. Now you can Tap to Pay, sukoon se. Tap karo. Topi se door raho. 馃挋
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Good food is great, but the right dining experience can elevate the occasion. With Dine with Visa, eligible Visa cardholders can discover exclusive dining offers and experiences at restaurants across India. Because some occasions call for something a little more extraordinary. Discover Dine with Visa: dinewithvisa.co.in/
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Brilliant poster
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URGENT: My parents, Ramesh and Neelam Sharma are currently missing following the flood at the Nepal-Tibet/China border. They are both U.S. Citizens. If you have any direct contacts in Nepal, Gyirong/Tibet, local hospitals, rescue operation, government/ media - PLEASE DM me.
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Organising Bangalore鈥檚 first ever touching grass party! We invite all the blr tech bros to go on a road trip far away from Bangalore to touch grass and stay away from AI agents for 24 hours straight! Nominations are open 馃コ
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