Flyover state supremacy. Forklift certified. Space is cool. I have crabs.

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Seems like the whole family could've benefited from some.
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Replying to @krishnanrohit
If we remove all blacks and people named "Krishnan Rohit" from the US, we're top 5.
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Replying to @kojimaicmatters
I've had an Xbox Elite controller for years and I use only one of the rear bumpers mapped to B, which equates to run/dodge in basically every modern game. Being able to hold sprint or roll in Souls games while still maintaining camera control is incredibly useful.
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Replying to @CowboyPensive
This deserves six-figure likes.
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Way to reveal that you went to a majority-black middle school.
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Replying to @wtfmig
My incredibly unnecessary and irresponsible 2024-2025 rebuild was the greatest financial decision I have ever made.
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Replying to @2ray_degenemax
AI should be pretty helpful in that regard, but honestly I think you're overconcerned about the risks. As long as you don't come in the dead of winter (in northern states) or the middle of summer in the desert, there aren't many situations that aren't solvable with more gas.
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Replying to @neatestboi
And somehow both are more coherent than a neocon/"woke right"-user.
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Replying to @ZeldaZealot
I feel like you can immediately win the game by openly laughing at them as they do it. How could they possibly recover?
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Replying to @echo_wiq
The fact that gas on the farthest reaches of the noncontiguous United States is barely twice the price everywhere else is an unfathomable success for capitalism.
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This is *almost* a comeback in nations that have ubiquitous bidet use. Most of India doesn't even have indoor plumbing.
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Indian girls are the new Latinas
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This is like bragging that you have access to Fentanyl. "Wow you don't know where to get Fent? Lol at least I get high."
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Why does Amazon get to unilaterally decide which of my data gets shared with other unrelated companies? Having the privacy option is nice but I don't give a fuck if Google gets Amazon sales data if it makes my user experience worse.
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Cell service is very good even in most rural areas and you can invest in a Starlink if it's a major concern to get in touch with someone in case of a breakdown. A tire inflator + some FixAFlat are going to cover most issues. I'm not sure how much of a hassle/expense these sorts of things would be as a tourist in a rental car but, at least as a native, it's very manageable even if you want to be extra cautious.
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Replying to @2ray_degenemax
You can get a couple big cases of water bottles and a gas can or two for emergencies. America has gas stations almost everywhere and in the rare places there are gaps, there will be road signs everywhere warning you how far you have to go.
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Replying to @ShamashAran
Hung jury, hanged lawyer.
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Do you lie in a bathtub shooting up heroin every day? Why not?
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Replying to @PKPatchworks
Very wise man. I wonder what else he has said.
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