Flyover state supremacy. Forklift certified. Space is cool. I have crabs.

Seems like the whole family could've benefited from some.
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Replying to @mattvanswol
Can you at least prompt the AI to write succinct posts on anything other than default LLM structure?
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Replying to @kek3rd @wwarrior_1
lol
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Replying to @Chesschick01
Literally every candid photo of her looks better than any "omg look how sexy I am" photo.
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Replying to @TheOmniZaddy
My local Costco switched from normal human milk jugs to these abominations. Not only do they have those faulty lift n' peel things rather than a normal ring seal but they are specifically designed to make it harder for men to drink direct out of the jug. Prison for all involved.
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Replying to @Oilfield_Rando
>Want a White man on the council >Best you can elect is a Whyte man >He's brown
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Ilya only looks like this from all the times that Sam tattooed a secret message on his head and let the hair grow back.
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You're right actually. $10 is the spring/summer energy cost. In the sub-zero winter temps it costs a whopping THREE TIMES as much to heat 1200 sqft. They are begging state governments to lower their prices, though. That part is true.
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Replying to @KaiserLoengramm
I would just delete my account if I got got this easily.
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Replying to @teslaxryan
I drove past a Tesla dealership every weekend last year. Fucking Boomers, man.
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Imagine what it'll look like once I learn what the other 400 settings do.
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I accidentally discovered how my camera's autofocus tracking is supposed to work mid-hike. Turns out that buying nice gear doesn't magically make one less unretarded.
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Replying to @Yapman1
"Keep going."
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"That means the black people are gone."
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Replying to @Polymarket
Bro is gonna rock up looking like this and go totally under the radar.
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This is a disaster for them.
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Replying to @BENZOTOOIE
Guarantee that this was the breaking point for not nominating them.
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Replying to @uncledoomer
There is another.
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Replying to @caesararum
Just buy a couple of NATO gascans and one of the funtime bendy spouts and never look back.
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Replying to @GameSpot
Journalism?
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Replying to @sheffo_dd @ArtDuggy
Not even him.
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We're already dealing with that.
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Replying to @Based_Pizza
As a newly-minted South Dakotan, Thune is one of the only negatives of this state. I hate having to see this shit every time I drive home.
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You not only get full working GPS directions anywhere you want, but you can set the range that is saved and have hundreds of square miles of full map data including businesses, campsites, landmarks, etc.
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Replying to @OswaldsTopGuy
When Israel is the one to finally drop nukes on India:

ALT Chainsaw Man GIF

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Replying to @randallmbriggs
This guy fucks.
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Replying to @redpilledhawk
It's a quarter mile of land to build a single road, and it's a land swap.
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Replying to @AFpost
Reminder that you can request a community note to point out to everyone reading this that it is a quarter mile long LAND EXCHANGE for the express purpose of building a single road. No one is selling half of Yosemite to build a Walmart, chill out.
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Replying to @onlysohail_
Feed me.
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"SpaceX won't survive long enough to get 1k Starlink sats up!"
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Replying to @Kaynouky
Maybe you should sit this one out.
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"Somehow the alternator went out again."
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Again and again and again you morons try to pretend Flock is doing anything about immigration.
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Proving to our retarded neighbors that we hold all the cards and we can force arbitrary linguistic change on a whim is, in fact, good negotiating tactics. It's the exact same way that Trump forced peace talks with North Korea by calling Kim "little rocket man" over and over.
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