Flyover state supremacy. Forklift certified. Space is cool. I have crabs.

Based in United States
So long, Gay Walzer.
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Well maybe the father should just beat the shit out of him until he learns not to shove cups away like that like he’s some sorta spastic retard. Just my 2 cents. #nigger
Father Begs For Cup For Autistic Son 🥺
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As someone with an autistic brother Beating would NOT work
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Seems like the whole family could've benefited from some.
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America got so tired of not being the best at math that it built a literal superintelligence to solve all math.
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If we remove all blacks and people named "Krishnan Rohit" from the US, we're top 5.
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I MADE IT TO AMERICAN SOIL AND THE FIRST THING I DID WAS BUY AN EXTRA LARGE SPRITE FROM CHIC FIL A AND DRANK THE WHOLE BITCH. EU “SODA” IS AN AFFRONT TO GOD
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EU soda is made to not kill you btw
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Cowards.
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As far as third party Chinese made controllers go I quite like the Flydigi Vader Pro 4 with adjustable tension analog sticks that let you modify their sensitivity individually on the fly, and trigger switches which allow you to switch from pressure sensitive analog to digital click, also independently for each, as needed. Additional face buttons to the normal 4 are nice though I've rarely found a use for them, and much the same for the additional triggers on the back. I find it holds a charge for a decent length of time and generally battery tends to last across multiple gaming sessions. Generally the biggest cause for my need to replace a controller is issues with analog sticks and triggers and this has performed better than the XBOX or the Playstation controllers I used previously without any mechanical issues. Has justified its price (approx. $60-80, i don't remember anymore) in my two years of using it very well. Can't speak for the Pro 5. But the GameSaar might be a better budget option at $30 and has most of the same features but man I really like the adjustable analog sticks. Saves so much frustration fiddling to get the sensitivity settings when you just need slight adjustments in high precision contexts.
I hear this is an incredibly reputable controller manufacturer but I cannot help but say "Gamesir" with an Indian accent
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I've had an Xbox Elite controller for years and I use only one of the rear bumpers mapped to B, which equates to run/dodge in basically every modern game. Being able to hold sprint or roll in Souls games while still maintaining camera control is incredibly useful.
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Indian girls are the new Latinas
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This deserves six-figure likes.
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The yellow school bus thing gets me everytime. It's just a bus painted yellow.
The U.S. embassy used to send me to talk to German middle school-aged students so the kids could “Ask an American” whatever they wanted The most common questions were: -Are cheerleaders real? / what are they for? -Are cowboys real? -Do people really go to (high school) football games? -Have you ever been on a yellow school bus? -Explain prom/homecoming and prom queens -Do you have health insurance? -Do you have a gun? -Have you ever shot anyone? -Why are you not fat? -Did you vote for Trump? The average person’s life in America is something everyone else just sees in the movies
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"yeah we pack all the kids in there with no seatbelts and they're jumping around changing seats and usually having sex starting in like middle school"
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Way to reveal that you went to a majority-black middle school.
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Turns out waiting for a good time to upgrade my PC was a terrible idea
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My incredibly unnecessary and irresponsible 2024-2025 rebuild was the greatest financial decision I have ever made.
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念のために言っておくと、俺が言いたいのは「アメリカは危険だしインフラが未熟」という事ではなく「その国の国土をよく理解せずに旅行するのは現地人に多大な迷惑をかける可能性がある」という事ですね。 例えばオーストラリア旅行に行く前に、南半球は季節が逆なのを理解しておくべきだと思ってます
アメリカの景色を楽しみながら車で旅するのには憧れる反面、途中で水やガソリンが尽きたら命の危険がありそう。車も壊れないよう念入りにメンテナンスしておく必要もあるしね。 けど数日分の食料や水を車に積み込んでの長旅は日本の旅とは違った楽しみがありそうだ。
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AI should be pretty helpful in that regard, but honestly I think you're overconcerned about the risks. As long as you don't come in the dead of winter (in northern states) or the middle of summer in the desert, there aren't many situations that aren't solvable with more gas.
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The drunkest patriot ever is still more coherent than a libtard
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And somehow both are more coherent than a neocon/"woke right"-user.
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Kiwis will literally pop a blood vessel if you don’t want to watch their retarded little skit.
I’ll never forget Team USAs reaction to this 😭
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I feel like you can immediately win the game by openly laughing at them as they do it. How could they possibly recover?
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🚨🇺🇸 Price of gas in Deadhorse, Alaska September, 2026
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The fact that gas on the farthest reaches of the noncontiguous United States is barely twice the price everywhere else is an unfathomable success for capitalism.
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You can just post “Indians smell like shit” on X and get 1000 likes
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Brave of you say while you literally wipe your dookie using tissue paper
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This is *almost* a comeback in nations that have ubiquitous bidet use. Most of India doesn't even have indoor plumbing.
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Replying to @Fohn_Doe
Bullshit. I want a shag for the night. I can get it because I look good enough. A lot of men can’t. You’re both wrong and you’re both speaking for men who you refuse to understand. At least *I* get them.
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This is like bragging that you have access to Fentanyl. "Wow you don't know where to get Fent? Lol at least I get high."
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Amazon removing the item details from all 3 emails they send you for every order such that now they are no more useful than literal spam has got to be one of the worst big tech changes in the last few years. What could possibly be the motivation for this?
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Big data for Google, Microsoft to use for AI etc
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Why does Amazon get to unilaterally decide which of my data gets shared with other unrelated companies? Having the privacy option is nice but I don't give a fuck if Google gets Amazon sales data if it makes my user experience worse.
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アメリカの景色を楽しみながら車で旅するのには憧れる反面、途中で水やガソリンが尽きたら命の危険がありそう。車も壊れないよう念入りにメンテナンスしておく必要もあるしね。 けど数日分の食料や水を車に積み込んでの長旅は日本の旅とは違った楽しみがありそうだ。
Replying to @2ray_degenemax
I highly recommend driving from Tahoe to Winnemucca to Vegas. You will see some of the most spectacular views and vast desolate emptiness of anywhere on the planet. And you might see a UFO. Rent an RV. It'll take 3-4 days. You can camp pretty much anywhere you can park outside of town. Make sure you have a spare tire. Lake Tahoe is a gorgeous blue alpine lake. Outside Reno is Virginia City, an authentic wild-west mining town. North of Reno is the massive Black Rock desert, an ancient dry lakebed of Lake Lahonta, where the Burning Man festival is held. Travel east, and you'll be crossing from basin to range and back. Find a basin you like, and follow it south towards Rachel, which is deep in UFO/Area 51 territory. Area 51 is just south of there, between Rachel and Las Vegas.
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You can get a couple big cases of water bottles and a gas can or two for emergencies. America has gas stations almost everywhere and in the rare places there are gaps, there will be road signs everywhere warning you how far you have to go.
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Cell service is very good even in most rural areas and you can invest in a Starlink if it's a major concern to get in touch with someone in case of a breakdown. A tire inflator + some FixAFlat are going to cover most issues. I'm not sure how much of a hassle/expense these sorts of things would be as a tourist in a rental car but, at least as a native, it's very manageable even if you want to be extra cautious.
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This lawyer needs to be... Is there anything more harsh than sanctioned or disbarred?
😬 Lindsay Clancy's lawyer asks judge to investigate holdout juror. tmz.com/2026/09/21/lindsay-c…
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Hung jury, hanged lawyer.
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I told my parents the week I turned 18, after they pestered me about not having a girlfriend to bring over, that if I wanted to get laid I’d just pay a prostitute or go to a bar. They were aghast, but missed the point entirely. “Sex” isn’t the be-all and end-all, I want someone who loves me and whom I love in return. Even then, eight years ago, my walls were built high and now they’ve grown ever stronger because at the end of the day, though my standards are truly at the floor, I’m rarely shown a woman who meets them. And, of those, even fewer that I could possibly trust. For many, being an “incel” (see: single) is not a lack of physical attractiveness or social capacity, but a simple matter of having standards for what you stick your prick in. I could debase myself to the level of picking up a drunken whore at a bar, or I can maintain my dignity and self-respect. Those are worth infinitely more than 15 minutes of sex.
Inceldom is fake theres like 20 girls who are decent looking at your local club who will take you into the toilets if you drink enough tequila to act normal
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Honestly if your standards are making you miserable what good are they?
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Do you lie in a bathtub shooting up heroin every day? Why not?
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