Like many people, I was impressed and excited by the story of the bus driver who chased a mugger, punched him in the face, knocked him down and sat on him for half an hour waiting for the police. But I would say that this analysis, by Boris Johnson, is a bit of a stretch. #WWJD

Jan 31, 2026 · 1:28 PM UTC

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"Bored of working as a carpenter? We can offer much better salaries if you retrain as a bus driver!"
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Yeah 😂
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🤣
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Little known fact was that the Good Samaritan was driving the 08.43 service 197 from Jerusalem to Jericho when he came across the beaten up guy on the road.
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Now he has been sacked for leaving his bus unattended. A great way to treat a hero.
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The parable of the iPhone was lost on you people
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The Good Samaritan who, upon finding a beaten and injured Jewish man doesn't give him aid or tend his wounds. Instead, he chases down the man's attackers and sits on them until the Romans turn up. Sadly, without treatment, the man who was attacked dies. Here endeth the lesson.
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Replying to @VictoriaCoren
Quite the stretch — which is exactly what Johnson should be serving.
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Johnson never exaggerates when instead he can hyperventilate.
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Replying to @VictoriaCoren @Peacefulheight
Ah yes, the Good Samaritan Famous for his saying "let the bodies pile high"
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@BorisJohnson stretch the facts and embroider the story somewhat??? Never.... Colour me shocked...
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Ah yes, the true golden rule: “Sit on others as you would be sat on yourself.”
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Oh come on, Victoria! Have you never read The Parable of the MMA Fighter?
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Everything he says is rubbish
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Yes, I don't recall Jesus being quite so "punchy" and "sit-down-on-himy". At least not in the KJV.
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Are we suggesting that Mr. Johnson might not be the best authority on what constitutes Christian behaviour?
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Johnson is ridiculous.
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I think he's confusing Jesus Christ and Jason Statham
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"In a very real sense ofc, we have all been passed by on the other side whilst waiting for the bus. Usually because we are at the wrong stop. The important thing is to ask ourselves 'how can I monetise this opportunity by writing any old tosh?' (Will this do DM? Ta in advance)
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One of the commandments i believe "Thou shall not remove thyself from behind a Plexiglass shield to chase down a wrong-un"
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As it always is…
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Why do all the God botherers make it about religion? Clearly, this was old mate just being a good human.
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I'd expect that from a "Hehir". Y'see, its namesake is Irish - but, this is the interesting part, the Anglicized form of the Gaelic moniker of Ó hAichir, derived from "aichear" & this translates to "fierce". You'd expect Al Johnson to have known that for £1 mn a year salary.
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I would absolutely love to know what Jesus Christ would think of Boris Johnson, adulterer, tax-avoider, liar, bully etc.....
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Blimey 😧
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Ask yourself ‘What would Jesus do?’ If he was a bus driver.
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Are you suggesting Bozza's judgment may not be altogether sound?🙄
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Pretty sure the Good Samaritan didn't chase the robbers down and punch them in the face. Pretty sure.
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Biblical Boris ! He once stated he was a very very bad kind of christian. So with that in mind ...its lucky he doesn't feel he is Noah ! ( as his personal moral compass would steer the boat straight into the sea cliffs )
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Sickening how Tommy Robinson, right wing "Patriots" and Boris Johnson are all (falsely) displaying Christian credentials. A bunch of Charlatans.
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Poor guy was sacked for doing the right thing 😭
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😂 Wait, did Boris get confused and think he had been the bus driver??
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WWJD - I'm assuming thats a white wine and Jack Daniels combo, which is what Boris has on his breakfast corn flakes, apparently
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Boris derangement syndrome is still strong in the minds of the upper-class liberal left, I see.
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ALT You Asked For It Jesus Christ GIF
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No idea why Boris thinks of the blood of Christ at a time like this...
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