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Dance to Lou Reed and support the dreams of the person you love.
That’s the minimum you should put into life.
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I know ya wanna do it
You know I wanna do it too
Out there on the dance floor
And we can make sandwiches
youtu.be/94IdL3djJVU?si=AO_b…
If you think making your husband a sandwich is a sin, but popping your vagina into another woman’s vagina in front of the world is power— you are a lost soul.
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What drugs are appropriate to bring over someone’s house if they have kids or is it for real none like they told me
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Instead of another one-off baby bonus, why not actually address the structural financial penalty that currently exists on families? If you allow married couples with dependent children to split household income for tax purposes, they’ll be substantially better off. A family living on one primary income shouldn’t necessarily pay thousands more in tax than a household earning exactly the same amount split evenly between two incomes.
If Australia genuinely wants more Australians to have children, make family formation financially sustainable for the next 18 years not just subsidised on the day that the baby arrives.
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This guy:
A month ago I got my son super excited to get soft serve from McDonald’s. I hadn’t been in ages. We rode the bike over on a hot day, walk in and see a deserted restaurant. I walk up to the counter and see nobody. Confused I say “hello” out loud. The two men come up clearly bothered i interrupted their conversation asking what I wanted.
I asked if I could order from them. The one guy points to the screen behind me. I turn around and start going through the menu. I look for ice cream. I try clicking on it, it won’t work.
I once again flag the guy down and he simply says “ice cream machine is broken.” I then ask how long it’ll be (assuming it’s short term). He responds, “it’s been broken a long time.” At this point my 4 yr old is begging me for the ice cream.
It was in that moment I got super sad. I grew up going to McDonald’s. As a kid of the 90s it was our Saturday hangout. It was the place we got ice cream after t-ball games. It was the place we stopped in on early morning road trips for egg McMuffins.
Was it the best food? To a 8 yr old whose taste buds were still forming, hell yes.
My son is almost 5 and been to McDonald’s maybe twice in his life. He will never have the nostalgia for that brand simply because McDonald’s failed to realize what they had when they had it and stripped it all down.
It’s too pricey, sterile, and at this point full of disappointment. This tweet below says it so well.
@McDonalds you need to stop listening to shareholders and start listening to parents.
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What’s worse is that you become a professional who says they like to go into meetings “cold”, then waste half the time asking questions covered on dot point 4 of the document you’re voting on to endorse or finance.
When are professors gonna understand that not a single soul is reading the textbook before they lecture, we have fuckin lives outside of school
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Can microbes exploit quantum phenomena? From photosynthesis to bacterial nanowires, scientists are investigating how quantum effects may shape microbial life. Read the article: asm.social/36b
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There should be situations where the public is free to kick the face of some people in.
This wanker is a case in point.
United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.
nbcnews.com/news/us-news/pas…
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