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A rare and brief hello. Saw this sh1tstain failing to get into a large accessible space at Sainsbury’s earlier. If you need to ask “was there a blue badge”, you don’t know me well enough. Of course not. #yplac
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@jconnollybooks Picked up ARRWB from my local Waterstones today. Very excited. However, looks like someone has graffitied it with their name. “Colin Carling”, I hope you’re proud of yourself. Think I’ve still got the receipt.
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Is this Horsham’s hardest space to park in correctly?? Experts and useless drivers agree!
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Busy garden centre car park on Good Friday? No worries. I’ll plant it over two spaces. #badparking #porschecunt #yplac
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Anyone else get tweets that you made years ago that seem to work as magnets for bots? This random reply of mine gets liked all the time by dodgy fishing accounts.
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Bristol earlier this month. And we know they’d park like this regardless of how empty the car park is.
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@simontheweb sent us this world class throbber from New Kings Road in Fulham. Need that dropped kerb? Don’t care.
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Random important poll to hopefully soothe my sanity. If you have one these in your dishwasher, do you put utensils in handle-down, or handle-up? Continue thread to poll.
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From our local FB group. These two twunts blocking a traffic light filter lane so they can get their fatty snacks.
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While we applaud this message, if we see anyone having a barbecue or sitting under a beach umbrella in Tesco car park this weekend, we'll be having words.
Now, in case you hadn't noticed, we've got a PLAC Friday Sale on. Just £10 for 54 sticky beauties. yplac.co.uk/product/plac-fri…
Hey football fans! Help us help you!
Keep travel lanes clear, don’t block intersections, and make sure the path is clear so emergency vehicles can get through!
See you Saturday! Go Clones!
Parking info:
cyclones.com/sports/2024/8/1…
Tailgate guidelines:
cyclones.com/sports/2015/3/2…,
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Ah, way before my time, but he's famous for looking absolutely shattered from the startined pistol to the finish line. Knew he was a runner - just as well they didn't ask the distance.
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"Do you remember when you joined X? I do!"
Yeah, thanks for the reminder, bus I actually joined TWITTER 13 years ago, not this POS dumpster fire.
Anyway, how are we all doing. Just popping my head in to make sure you're all playing nice.
#MyXAnniversary
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Ok folks. It’s been a wild and occasionally wonderful ride here but I’m off to Blue Sky for (at least) the foreseeable. Call today the final straw if you like. Hope to see a few of you on the other side.
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@OldMillBrewery Folks, I had a bloody decent pint of your Traditional at the weekend (Red Lion, Chesterfield). My first encounter with your ales, and hopefully not the last. Does Jack Dee know he’s on your logo and pump clips? 😂👍🏻
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Busy AF Tesco car park on Sunday lunchtime? No worries for cunts like this. Fuck you. Still, I’d be reversing into that left-hand space so they need a tin opener to get anywhere near the driver’s door.
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Phenomenally busy local attraction. This driver clearly has no clue what the helpful wooden markers are for. No, they’re not got lining up down the middle of your car so you can hog two massive spaces, you useless twat. #twospacetwat
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These should help. £6.50 (I think) for a sheet of 12 variety stickers. yplac.co.uk/product/yplac-va…
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Jimmy McNulty practising his British accent in The Wire. For the uninitiated, the actor (Dominic West) is British already. So he had to impersonate a Baltimore cop, and then impersonate him attempting a British accent. It's ace. youtube.com/watch?v=XBL2Wq5Y…
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Ooo, what are the chances?? A 4x4 with one of those cringy 80SS numberplates parking like an entitled dangerous cnut? I know, rite??! yplac.co.uk/product/yplac-va…
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OK hang on. That beam visible on the left border of the pic, does that run parallel with the number plate of the car? If so, I think I now see how this optical illusion works! It’s very deforming. I actually found a street view of that car park to help me understand.
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Can I say "continually proven"? If so, it's that people who lie down across the front of group photos are the absolute ringpiece of the group (so far, without fail). For example...
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This pokey little cafe is near my office in central London and is such a wonderful oasis from the glut of chain coffee/breakfast joints surrounding it.
What local independent establishments would you protect with listed status?
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Ha! I also got the Amy one wrong, and lucked out on the only horse's name that my brain said looked familiar. Minotaur was my other failing. Had it narrowed down to two and chose poorly.
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For this unforgivable doggerel, I’m awarding Mr Furnival with an indelible lifetime You Prose Like A C*nt award. #yplac
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Rare comedy appearance announcement. No it’s not me. But @NeilHamburger is returning to the UK in October. Brighton, Bristol, London, Leeds, Sheffield & Edinburgh. A living legend. And his alter-ego Gregg Turkington had a few lines in Ant-Man. Damn, I can’t wait. 🥰
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Ooo. Nicely. I managed to whittle down the Roman one to the two most likely answers, and chose poorly.
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Saw this earlier. Was very close to giving them a YPLAC reward but then saw the “I’ve broken down” sign in the windshield.
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Don’t mind me. The ubiquitous neighbour who’s always first to complain about the dangers that speeding motorists pose to their kids.
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A still from the VAR decision that earned us that penalty. I didn’t think we’d get it until I saw this. (VAR ref - Mr D Platt, Eng)
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Seriously, get yourself to the UK, bring some walking boots, and start following these things around the countryside. They’re everywhere. And they often help to link up pubs in case you get thirsty 👍🏻😀
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Where are the bollards that are normally blocking that street? I might be playing devil's advocate that he might be stopping people driving down the street while the market is setting up, but I can't see what's behind you.
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Want some of these stickers? Get one of our variety packs today! £6.50 for 24. Loads of other stuff there too. Shop is open! yplac.co.uk/product/yplac-va…
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No one likes to see this sort of thing in a busy lunchtime car park. (submitter anonymous)
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Ok. No parking, that’s cool, but let’s not over-egg the pudding by claiming that this gate has *ever* been in 24hr use. 😂👍🏻
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Shout out to the cuntflaps (yes two cars) who decided to do a u-turn here in the fast lane of the A1 this lunchtime. Almost caused a 8 car pile up. Couldn’t wait 20 yards for the ACTUAL turning place. Fuck them. I’d ban them on the spot.
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Lovely Twitter folks. Got a long journey tomorrow,and I’m looking for somewhere fun to stop in this area - the weirder the better, and try to make it suitable for an 8yo. Think model villages, ace pubs…
We’ve done the little railway near Peterborough. Nothing too commercial.
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Well that was a lovely surprise tonight. I’ve seen them so much ‘better’ in Arctic Norway, but to get these so far south is really something. Friend saw them in southern Spain!
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United fans, look away now.
Fantastic to meet the @PalaceForLife team at @CPFC today.
Football changes lives and it's great to see initiatives like this bringing communities together.
ALT Prime Minister Rishi Sunak during a visit to Crystal Palace Football Club.
ALT Prime Minister Rishi Sunak during a visit to Crystal Palace Football Club.
ALT Prime Minister Rishi Sunak during a visit to Crystal Palace Football Club.
ALT Prime Minister Rishi Sunak during a visit to Crystal Palace Football Club.
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Which one of our variery stickers would be most fitting here? "All three" is a valid answer, by the way. yplac.co.uk/product/yplac-va…
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