I have 0 ego because I'm re-teaching myself calculus from scratch at 25 it requires full ego death, trust me

That goosebumps when you realize Allah SWT heard you and He didn't just answer, He gave it exactly how you pictured it.

Buana Monday is never a good day to take off from work. Anyway, mwili leo inataka hao badly raised women who take cheap liquor.

i am no longer afraid of things falling apart. i have seen what happens after the worst of it. the sun still rises, people still laugh, new things still begin, and one day, you find yourself happy about something you once thought you would never recover from.

All it takes is one good idea, some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.

If you want to get yourself a loyal man, date a Manchester United fan.

A job 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

Saw it earlier and maze We are in a crazy country tbh...

Every person needs to watch this clip at least once in their life.

Pattilah Omotto assembling Kariobangi Sharks players to go play a 9am match against Kiminini combine.

How to get a response from anywoman you're texting. Always think outside the box. Dont be like eveyone else.

My manager told our Gen Z coworker, Zoe, in front of the whole team: "I need you to go the extra mile on this project." She smiled. "Sure." Four weeks later, she finished the project early, and it was perfect. The team clapped. Then Zoe opened her laptop and said, "I also have an expense to submit."…..

The arrow which goes the farthest was pulled back the most.

Masaa kama hii next year bank account itakuwa inasoma 4million going up, Legally.

History will vindicate William Ruto. The problem with metrics like economic development & political sanity is that they can only be validated in hindsight: 1. Lamu Dangote refinery = 60,000+ jobs + 500 megawatts to the national grid (feeding directly into the Olkalou Microsoft data centre, paused because of power constraints). 2. Olkalou Microsoft data center = 1000s more jobs & attendant CSR rewards for the locals. 3. 1.01 million tonnes of sugarcane supplied in July, a 102% increase from last year. Meaning more money for farmers in Western Kenya. Between Jan-May sugarcane production was at +21.98%. We'll probaby double this if the trend continue. 4. By August, Kenya was the leading milk producer in Africa with 5.5 billion litres produced. Counties like Muranga got 10,000-litre milk coolers. Farmers selling milk for 60-70, from the paltry 40 offered by the cooperatives. 5. Meat exports increased 87% in August. With almost zero red meat imports because of govt non-tariff barriers. Barriers so tight it had American exporters begging Trump to intervene. Feeding into +BOT, partly explains the stable exchange rate. 6. We have 5 concurrent major road projects. Rironi-Mau alone created 10K+ jobs. We have Bura-Mto Mwagodi in Taita-Taveta, Kakamega-Musikoma Road, Kivandini-Museleni in Machakos etc. Jobs. Direct & indirect. 7. Not to mention LAPSSET corridor, an estimated 2-3% GDP injection. Basically, +revenue for Kenya. Opening Northern Frontier. 1000s of jobs in logistics etc. 8. Turkana oil rig, 20,000+ barrels of crude oil per day if it kicks off. Estimated commencement date December 2026. 9. SHA, for all its frailties, is actively helping people. In fact, it's almost ironic, that the regions with the utmost criticism for SHA are also the counties leading in its uptake. Nairobi, Kiambu, Nakuru, Mombasa etc. The sentiments & actions don't tally. He has his faults like everyone else, but man puts in the work. This is the devolution you all speak of. That everyone in the country gets something. This is what economic growth looks like. And devolution, as envisaged in THE CONSTITUTION. For the champions of rule of law.

DNA test is expensive. Insult baby mama's friends and you will get the honest news.

Never seen my father cry until today and I tell you I felt it to the core

Young Kenyans who wish to do animal and plant agriculture as a source of income, here are possible resources for you, and I can guarantee the officers in these facilities will be of help: 1. For fish rearing, processing, and value addition, including selecting quality feeds and fingerings, talk to Kenya Marine and Fisheries Research Institute @KmfriResearch kmfri.go.ke/. They have stations in Sagana, Naivasha, Mombasa and other stations serving the country. 2. For goat and bovine semen, that is well acclimatized for Kenya. Talk to @KAGRC_KE kagrc.go.ke/. By the way, not all import semen is for breeds that make sense in Kenya. There is no point in importing a pure Holstein to a tropical environment that is low on feed resources and high disease incidence (story for another day). 3. For rabbits, all breeds: Hybrid rabbits include New Zealand White, California White, and Flemish Giant and their crosses. talk to the National Rabbits Breeding Centre Ngong FTC and Veterinary Farm are under the Livestock Department, and you can call them at +254  0733782096. 4. For beef and dairy cattle, indigenous and improved poultry, beekeeping and new tech talk to KALRO @kalromkulima kalro.org/divisions/livestoc…. Do not fear them; go to their offices and stations and request help, and you can be sure they will help you. 5. For fruit trees, if you are in Mt Kenya Region, go to @DiscoverJKUAT; if you are in counties surrounding Machakos (ASALs), visit kalro.org Katumani. KALRO also has other Rift Valley and Western/Nyanza centers. 6. When I visited the Perkerra Irrigation Scheme at Marigat, they had some highland rice that didn't need a lot of water and some nice fruiting tree seedlings, including pawpaws, peaches, etc. I am not sure whether they still have that rice variety, but you can reach out to them @Irrigation_Auth 7. For youngsters who want to do training for diplomas and short-term certs in animal health and affiliated courses, dairy tech visit @AhitiKabete and Dairy Training Institute Naivasha registrar@dtinaivasha.ac.ke respectively. 8. For biological plant pest management, visit @icipe. They have some very nice pest management methods for crops. Social media has a lot of young men and women doing wonderful stuff, talk to them when you can and learn from each other. For animal nutrition purposes, talk to graduate students from our universities @egertonunikenya @DiscoverJKUAT @uonbi @KenyattaUni @EmbuUniversity among others (please be generous in your renumeration for services rendered and give them feedback on what to improve on). @shobanes @CalebKaruga @TuJadili @wmnjoya @akams_ @LegalEzra

Siku moja I hope nitaweza ku come thru for people who have come thru for me.

When I was jobless, huku tl nlikuwa nnaona posts za watu wakiapply jobs. When I applied for a job, nlikuwa nnaona congratulations za others. I got the job, saa hii nnaona posts za wasee wakipost their furnished houses...and that is what I'm MANIFESTING! 🕯️🕯️🕯️🙏 Universe talks