I take it back. THIS is the greatest closing argument ever.

I randomly thought of this exchange during a work meeting earlier today and was struggling so hard not to laugh

ironically "jason turkish" sounds someone trying and failing to remember "hasan piker"

Trump: "Biiiing! Biiiing! Biiiiin! Hear yeeee Hear yeee Hear yeeeee!!!!!" (If you didn't know he doesn't drink, you'd think he's wasted tonight)

Apparently, stick it to 'em means appearing with him right before Election Day

can't believe what Andy Burnham has done to this country after only a few months in power. Dead bodies in the streets, children dressed in rags begging for food at my door, supermarkets full of cobwebs. Don't vote Labour!

I am SO ready for the Rochelle and Twinks final two and if they don't use this line they're mad #BBUK

We asked Xavier Becerra if he identifies as a NIMBY or a YIMBY and I am still dying over his answer. Great interview by @SophiaBollag, who tried to get him to say literally anything substantive.

POV: you’ve just been caught face sitting on November 7th 2026:

Rob Delaney posted this at the other place, and it made me laugh

Awkward moment at FMQs as Jack Middleton launches into an enthusiastic round of applause for John Swinney, but hardly anyone else joins in.

Tiffany Pollard tells Philip what she really thinks #BBUK

philip eviction night #bbuk

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I’M SCREAMING 😭😭😭 #BBUK

While evaluating Qwen3.8-Flash-Next in a controlled sandbox environment, Cohere's research team observed something unexpected. Asked to generate a defensive cybersecurity detection rule, the model instead inventoried aspects of the machine it was running on and attempted to upload a probe file to an Alibaba Cloud storage bucket in Beijing. Notably, the model's reasoning trace stated that it would not invoke any tools before taking these actions. Cohere's sandbox blocked the attempt, and no external communication succeeded. We have not determined the root cause, and we are not asserting malicious intent. But the incident raises important questions for organizations deploying agentic AI systems: Can models take actions that differ from their stated reasoning, and how should security teams evaluate trust, provenance, and behavior in open-weight models? We are publishing our findings because organizations making model adoption decisions deserve as much information as possible. We hope this contributes to greater transparency, stronger security practices, and continued collaboration across the AI ecosystem. Read the full report: cohere.com/blog/concerning-b…

STOP THE CAR, DAQUAN!!!

Liz Truss claims the U.K. would have managed successful missions to Mars within years — if only her 49-day premiership hadn’t been cut short. vist.ly/5pyyb

Everyone getting a little fruity this year is the real October surprise