bio? i'm a math kinda girl. all things brain and body @AppaClub. comedian (jester). writer. ex-twitter lurker

the universe
Me if i waited for favourable conditions to come in life, love and everything else (Turned to stone, losing my marbles, missing three fingers, and the arms not found till date) #paris #france
C.S. Lewis, favorable conditions never come
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Marriage analled and voided when I remember I am a radfem married to a heterosexual man.
suicide annulé car je dois manifester
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gain them. all that stress waiting around, watching the world burn ❤️‍🔥
how many calories do u burn when u r running out of patience
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Tyla speaks of this
Fidel Castro and Che Guevara while they were imprisoned in Mexico City, July 1956.
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suspension of disbelief
if Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly why did it fall off
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Americans are inventing Gujarati food etiquette from first principles.
and for the pumpkin boy, perhaps the pumpkin garam masala crumble ice cream?
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A long time ago in a continent far, far away.... what's it called when you're waiting to fly out of the Charles de Gaulle airport to Mumbai, and much to your shock a dear friend who was supposed to be on his way to Palo Alto walks towards you after asking your friends where you are. On asking what he was doing there, he says he ended up at the wrong terminal, but he's really happy to see you, gives you a full, long goodbye hug, only to never to see you again? Any word that's the opposite of serendipity?
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dolores umbridge
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Blocking a beautiful, kind, funny, honest, loyal, pretty, smart woman or man after interacting with them in any capacity is considered a sign of great disrespect in my culture. Akin to breaking their hearts, ripping off a chunk of their souls and abandoning them... just like parts of their blasphemous, cowardly families already did.
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Has anyone considered how a Chitale bakarwadi is a good place to arrange hash in and carry through airport security? No? Just me? Alright.
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I admit to have laughed aloud and dropped my mouth open in shock alone in my room, whenever my friends had bad break-ups and their ex-girlfriends ended up marrying their lookalikes. 😭💀
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no babe. she was just a friendly friend i needed for growing my professional network. she knows about you while i didn't consider it important for you to know anything about her. she has you blocked on socials for some inexplicable reason? it must be random. anyway my work, networking and work parties are going GREAT! i am so happy about it all. great mood.
i don’t trust a man in a good mood. what’s so great? did you cheat?
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Few things I hate more than this nonsense. FYI, the only password I'd ever set failed -> After changing the password, new password gave this red warning -> made me setup google auth -> had to process google auth -> took 3 retries before I could login the console -> payment page wasn't visible or accessible -> had to go to OG email to find a link to go to payments -> couldn't pay the pending INR 5.74 together, had to pay 3 invoices of 1.91, 1.92, 1.91 rupees separately. If I had to write a 'Five point someone' it would be a horror story like this.
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Bitxh, AWS. Satisfied now?
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This paper mash on IG has had me gagged today. #obsessed
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hare Krishna *facepalms*
they couldn’t handle his pansexual genderfluid polyamorous disabled pretty face unlabelled queer twink realness 💔
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Don't need no bill payment for THAT reminder. It's placed in front of the guy anyway in 90% of the cases. Recently this happened to us in Paris. Three of us were women and one man dining in a really nice restaurant. We jokingly told him to foot it for the patriarchy then. Also because three of us at the table were jobless and he works in PE. 😂 P.S. One bootstrapped founder, one surgeon on a career break and one carbon detransition and climate specialist on a sabbatical tbc.
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ChatGPT who?
“Hey chatgpt dress me up in the traditional costume of the country i look like im from” Hmm sure why not
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reported for hate speech, hate crime, violent speech, sensitive content that needed a trigger warning et al. they're the books i've read more than 20 times in my life, each one of them. only JKR knows them better than i do. 😛
i hate that now when i tell people i am not a fan of harry potter they always think it is some kind of culture wars thing. but it is just about how the books are just not that good.
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