things i saw tonight at the pumpkin patch

Oct 29, 2026 · 5:38 AM UTC

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Absolutely not
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here we are
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How is this movies reach this far?
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pumpkin vibes are the best broo
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I astral projected onto one of those pumpkins last night, actually, and if you’d have looked around for a bit longer, I would have pulled myself from the illustration for a moment to wink at you. Those are poor candidates for rapid gourd possession, and I for one, think they should hire a new bunch next year. I can maybe travel by then.
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Replying to @alliharvard
Why would I carve you? Why would I bake your seeds?
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Bahahha that artist is quite talented!
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Those are terrifying 😂
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How funny. 🤪 I did all of the Disney Princesses one year. It was my best pumpkin carving year-to-date. 🎃
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Truly terrifying
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surprised they didn’t do the shower scene
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Are my eyes deceiving me
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is this that Rise of the Jack thing?
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From that SNL sketch?
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you saw everything
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Spooky
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terrifying lol
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I think you saw everything
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I don't have anything to trick you on, of course I'm not tricking you.
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