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He’s a better man than me. I would have driven you straight to the cemetery and told you to come down from my keke.
Financial education is something every adult should have. This keke guy told me he has 2.5M naira in his savings. I asked him for how long would the money be in his account before he’d need it? He said he wants to complete the money 5M then use it to buy a land. So I made a proposal to him. Give me 2M from that money then after 6Months I will pay you 2.4M. This means I will pay you 400K monthly! This means you would make 400k from the 2M in 6months, instead of just keeping it in your account. This young man didn’t even think about it. He just said NO and changed the topic.
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your mates are detecting bombs and cocaine you’re busy sniffing yam. nonsense dog
.@CBPPortDirJFK K9 Rowdy had a busy day at JFK! He alerted to a bag from Ghana with 72 lbs of yams, veggies, and spices—all prohibited. Thanks to Rowdy, these items were stopped at the border. Who’s a good dog? 🐶🦴
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It later worked. I’m happyyy.
A ‘fun’ project turned into a frustrating one. It’s not working…yet. I’m trying to build an Automated Dino Jumper: an Arduino Uno reading a light sensor (LDR) to detect obstacles on screen, and using a servo motor to physically press the spacebar so the dino jumps on its own.
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"They [Man City] bought all my players!" 🙃 "If there’s no respect for the rules then it’s not real sport!" 😤 Back to this classic Arsene Wenger interview on FFP 🧠
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I go pray for you by Nosa has been playing in my head all day man. What an evergreen classic. Nosa I hope you’re having a great day wherever you are brother
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Japheth A. retweeted
canary wharf feels like dubai (derogatory)
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at every england bottle kane is at the scene of the crime…..
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Man City’s lawyer winning 1 out of the 115 charges
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Who thought we would see the day that a married man is dragging a side chick 😭
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Arsenal have suffered more wrong VAR calls than any other Premier League side this season, according to the Key Match Incidents Panel 🫣❌
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That week was actually so hilarious, man never scored from a free kick in his entire career, then casually scored 2 worldies against Madrid and never scored a free kick again after 😂😂😂
Declan Rice is scoring free-kick after free-kick during warm-up.
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Japheth A. retweeted
The best time to look for opportunities is when you do not need, or even want them yet. I don’t know how, but people can almost always sense desperation and it subconsciously signals high risk, no leverage and low value
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When Grok refuses to confirm your bias 😂
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Bruh, entire ID plus barcode. Plus all special information o. They should rescind your cybersecurity offer
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Man Utd getting knocked out of comps early so Bruno can focus on playing a game a week to stat pad
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🚨🚨 | Bruno Fernandes almost tied the game at the last minute here! 🤯 x.com/followfedevalv_/status…
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Just a reminder: Town have gone further in this year’s League Cup than Manchester United. 👍
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Five wins in our last six at Old Trafford… 😮‍💨
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Please don’t use what you briefly saw on Google AI Overview to argue with someone who deeply understands the topic & its nuances. You will be embarrassed and you will deserve it.
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Replying to @CFCDaily
Only because Chelsea had to play Arsenal, whereas Arsenal had to play Chelsea
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