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Friday @BarLubitsch - LA's finest standups are here to start your weekend right. No drink minimum, no overpriced chicken fingers, just killer comedy.
@AndyHendrickson @MateenStewart @avitalash @katezasowski @PeetGuercio @thecomedybureau
Get tickets: jetbook.co/e/jetpack-comedy-…
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Ever become friends with someone because you think they're hilarious only to discover they were never joking?
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🟢 MIDDLES Daily 2026-08-07
R1: 122pts (21 words)
R2: 58pts (15 words)
R3: 25pts (4 words)
Total: 205 pts
Top 12% of 103 players
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i love this game! @blumenfeld
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i beat you
🟢 MIDDLES Daily 2026-05-17
R1: 32pts (8 words)
R2: 25pts (5 words)
R3: 68pts (13 words)
Total: 125 pts
Top 27% of 149 players
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🟢 MIDDLES Daily 2026-05-17
R1: 19pts (5 words)
R2: 26pts (6 words)
R3: 48pts (9 words)
Total: 93 pts
Top 39% of 150 players
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avital ash retweeted
So I guess this should serve as a warning to other dog owners so wanted to share: A few night's ago Charlie ran outside and started eating a lot of grass. We knew he had an upset stomach because he has eaten grass before to make himself throw up, but never to this extent. Part of me knew we should have stopped him from eating so much grass but I figured he would throw it up like past instances.
The next day he was fine throughout the day so we didn't think much of it. Except at night he started throwing up over and over again.
It turned out that the grass he ate to deal with his upset stomach had filled up his stomach and he couldn't get it out. The only solution at 3 am was to have emergency surgery to get it out. Luckily he's alright but has a long recovery ahead of him.
Please learn from my very costly error and don't let your dog eat too much grass.
I know yesterday’s update was that Charlie seemed alright, but unfortunately that turned out wrong.
We had to take him to the hospital overnight and he needed emergency surgery. He’s now recovering, but any prayers are really appreciated.
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avital ash retweeted
Friday after Thanksgiving - don't know what to do with your family in town? Bring them to Jetpack at @BarLubitsch!
@GrantLyon1 @stephenagyei @itslizblanc @Conroyftw @avitalash
Get tickets: jetbook.co/e/jetpack-comedy-…
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I'm considering submitting the recording of my solo show to film festivals as a feature. Not much precedent for this kind of thing—but maybe that’s the good???
Anyone have ideas, advice, or know a good person for me to talk to?
#filmfestivals #filmfests #soloshows
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avital ash retweeted
Season 2? BOO! (in the good way)
Haunted Hotel will return! Season 1 is now playing.
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avital ash retweeted
Haunted Hotel's title sequence will take you right into spooky season.
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Those Overlook-patterned sweaters (carpet from The Shining) are cool and I want one but I also wish someone would make a Suspiria window-patterned one and give it to me
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Written by some very funny people including @avitalash
Worth a weekend watch!
The Undervale is open for business.
HAUNTED HOTEL, a new series from the minds behind Rick and Morty, is now playing!
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avital ash retweeted
Attention, perverts and murderers!
I for one think our new show HAUNTED HOTEL is for you, too.
Coming to Netflix September 19.
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Men will literally walk until they die before going to therapy #TheLongWalk
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I mean we have to get one of these filled out correctly, right...?
On Patreon this week.
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I have made only three good decisions in my whole life and each one was the acquisition of a rescue dog
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Hello I got to write for this and I can’t wait for you all to see it!
Spooky season starts now. From the minds behind Rick and Morty comes HAUNTED HOTEL, a new animated comedy series premiering September 19.
Starring Will Forte, Eliza Coupe, Skyler Gisondo, Natalie Palamides and Jimmi Simpson.
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