had a game of wardogs so bad i left with a migraine
in short:
> team moves to secure tower, proceeds to lose a 25v3
> i build an entrenched position on a 2nd level built on top of the fob, basically. other team can't build and it's unassailable without explosives
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my last teammate who also survived the assault says:
> "why is it when i join green team we always lose?"
> takes out his hammer
> "i'm going to try and build us something
> PROCEEDS TO DESTROY THE WALLS OF THE ENTRENCHED POSITION
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"Kill aliens. Burn aliens. Purge aliens. Shove aliens in a rocket and launch them directly into the sun."
"Always nice to meet another Space King fan."
"Space King?"
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Why does Congresswoman Nancy Mace look like she's about to give me a Soviet mission in Red Alert 2?
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States with higher ICE illegal immigrant deportations are seeing the largest rent decreases, according to DHS.
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Wiping the blood from my mouth and giving a cool smile before I say “Is that all you got?” before I’m dealt an absolutely crushing blow that knocks me unconscious and leaves me audibly shitting myself
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If I catch a fish half an inch too long the game warden will teleport in my boat behind me and slit my throat, then fine my family so much we’re left destitute for generations.
But foreign Indians can do this with complete immunity.
Ganesh Drowning Festival in St. Louis, Missouri. Telugus drown a toxic paint life size Ganesh trinket into the River. Sridevi Thota also drowns her personal Ganesh doll for izzat points. Ganesh truck caravans. Treating our waters like your personal Ganges is not okay #publicvideo
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Women be like "I love the fall" yeah the fall from God’s grace you apple eating bitch
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$40,000? Nope.
$20,000?? Lower.
$10,000??? Still lower..
Analog quad NODs are about to be cheaper than ever before.
Stay tuned
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We used to get hurricanes all the time. Big, powerful storms—beautiful storms, but they were a disaster. And you know why? Because they didn’t respect America, they thought we were weak. So I called NOAA and FEMA and said “we’re changing it to the Gulf of America, because these hurricanes have gotta stop pushing us around, it’s not good.” And the weather people said “sir, you can’t just change the name of an ocean, it won’t stop the hurricanes, they’re too strong!” But we changed the name and we got Tim Apple to change the maps and now we don’t have hurricanes anymore.
🚨 #BREAKING: Since renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America this year, there have been zero hurricanes — the first time in over 100 years.
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