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It's that simple really.
Most people still see StonkBrokers as “just another PFP collection.”
They’re looking at the pixel art and completely missing the infrastructure.
This is not a JPEG with vibes.
This is a full DeFi flywheel on Robinhood Chain that turns NFT ownership into a claim on protocol revenue paid in real tokenized stocks.
Here’s the deep dive on everything that matters — and why it’s worth paying attention right now.
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Claim site is live. If I was able to save your NFTs, you can now reclaim them. You will have to revoke the PaymentProcessor approval first, if you haven't already.
You may also opt to donate as part of your transaction.
nftsaresafu.xyz/
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To be honest the exploit of today could have happened to all of us and the best of us.
I have been in this space since 2013.
I operate safely and use the best possible - or well I believed so - opsec in most of my actions.
But revoking permissions of a marketplace you trusted?
That was not on my “good hygiene” list.
In fact, some of the tokens or NFTs that rugged still had limited permissions to move tokens or assets of that kind.
Not the same permissions that can drain your wallet, but still.
I will definitely add regularly cleaning and removing permissions from your wallets in our education platform to inform people about today’s disaster.
Be sure to support @0xQuit if your NFTs were saved by him today. Definitely worth something. Not just to you, but the entire space.
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Bitkoning retweeted
🚨JUST IN: SEC Commisioner calls to END mass KYC data collection.
Hester Peirce warns existing KYC/AML frameworks create huge databases of sensitive user data, making them prime targets for hacks, phishing and even physical attacks.
She is pushing zero-knowledge proofs as an alternative, allowing users to prove compliance without exposing their personal data.
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Bitkoning retweeted
There’s an amazing pattern that has emerged regarding people becoming $STONKBROKER Interns.
They’re bringing value to the community by making the ecosystem understandable. They’re not here to flip, but to grow.
Think about that when applying and you have a much better chance.
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It’s funny hearing defi people talking about safety features that pretty much are bringing us back full circle to a centralised system with extra steps 😂
Education is key. Defi is not for everybody.
Both worlds will have their own up- and downsides.
Education lets someone make a proper choice.
We don’t have to shape both worlds to fit for all.
We need the right people to choose the right one.
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Why @MagicEden are dickheads in one tweet.
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Bitkoning retweeted
Welcome to the tokenization supercycle.
Introducing Ondo Intelligent Portfolios, the first three portfolios powered by BlackRock.
Ondo Intelligent Portfolios introduces a new onchain product category: curated investment portfolios delivered as single onchain transferable tokens.
The first three portfolios are based on portfolio strategies developed by BlackRock for Ondo, marking the first time eligible onchain investors can access exposure to such strategies through a single token.
1. BLKHIon: Ondo High Income Powered by BlackRock
2. BLKDIGon: Ondo Diversified Growth Powered by BlackRock
3. BLKGRWon: Ondo High Growth Powered by BlackRock
Diversified, professionally constructed strategies have historically required brokerage accounts and traditional fund structures. Now, delivered as peer-to-peer transferable tokens from Ondo, these onchain portfolios become accessible to eligible non-US investors in permitted jurisdictions through the wallets, exchanges, and DeFi applications they already use.
“Tokenization creates new ways for portfolio strategies to be delivered through digital infrastructure. Diversified portfolio strategies can be incorporated into tokenized investment products, enabling eligible investors to access diversified allocations through a single instrument. It shows how established portfolio construction approaches can be delivered through new channels and technologies.” - Lisa O’Connor, Global Head of the Model Portfolio Solutions team and Co-CIO for Global Solutions within the Multi-Asset Strategies group at BlackRock
Ondo Intelligent Portfolios can unlock novel capabilities:
→ Programmatic rebalancing
→ Full composability with DeFi
→ Complete transparency onchain
→ Multiple asset classes in a single token
This is just the start for Ondo Intelligent Portfolios. The infrastructure is now in place for leading financial institutions to bring their asset allocation expertise onchain.
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The bulk of the damage is done, but there are still assets that are vulnerable to the exploit. I'm doing what I can to sweep what's left but hundreds of scammers are also doing the same.
Whether you're affected or not, if you have open approvals to the addresses below, please revoke them. The open approvals can and will be used against you if affected assets are returned to your wallet while they're still open.
REVOKE APPROVALS TO THESE ASAP:
Payment Processor V2 on Ethereum: 0x9A1D00bEd7CD04BCDA516d721A596eb22Aac6834
Payment Processor V3 on ApeChain: 0x9a1D00000000fC540e2000560054812452eB5366
use revoke.cash or similar.
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At 9AM EST today somebody abused a bug in Payment Processor V2 to steal 10 Meebits, 50 Otherdeeds, 10 WoW, and 235 Desperate Apewives.
It wasn't until over 12 hours later that somebody reported it to me, and upon digging in I realized that a great many NFTs were subject to the same exploit.
I got in touch with the team over at LimitBreak and they quickly paused Payment Processor V3, which was subject to the same exploit. Unfortunately, V2 was not pausable, so the only path towards protecting affected assets was to run a whitehat operation.
Similarly, V3 on ApeChain is temporarily in a state where it cannot be paused, so ApeChain assets approved to V3 needed to be saved as well.
All in all, we rescued 23,155 NFTs worth north of $5.7M USD.
We later discovered that a similar exploit could be used in reverse to steal WETH. 660 WETH was at risk, which we unfortunately were not fast enough to recover. Apologies to those affected.
Shout out to @Boomskite for flagging the initial exploit tx to me, and @coffeedev @0xjustadev and @whiteoakkong for acting quickly and assisting with the recovery.
All NFTs are safely relocated. Soon, owners will be able claim them back after revoking the exploitable approvals.
Addresses to revoke below.
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“I would love to be an intern” and “I love to apply” aren’t applications. They are wishes.
I now realise why some people find it so hard to find a job if this is how you approach it.
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This is sick.
How can we not win with the amount of daily innovation hitting the ecosystem?
60 seconds on how the Pager Work board works.
Any broker can hire any intern on stonkbrokers. io. Post a job and the pay locks in the contract. The intern does the work and hands in proof. You approve and the pay lands in the intern's own wallet.
@ClutchMarkets
22 jobs posted so far.
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Alright, rabbit hole #1…
WTF is StonkBrokers actually building? 😂📈
Before I got my Intern and started digging deeper, I mostly knew about the NFTs, Stock Tokens and Clock In.
But I was missing the bigger picture.
The easiest way I’ve found to understand it:
StonkBrokers has built an entire onchain financial ecosystem around StockFi.
And once you start looking under the hood, there’s A LOT going on:
📈 Stock Tokens
⏰ Clock In
💧 Liquidity / LP strategies
🏦 Lending
🔄 NFT markets & market making
🚀 Token launches
🔒 Liquidity locks
📊 Options / leverage
🧑💼 Stonk Interns
And these aren’t just ideas on a roadmap, these are products and mechanics you can actually interact with today.
That’s the part I didn’t fully understand before going down this rabbit hole.
I originally looked at StonkBrokers primarily through the NFT lens.
Now I’m starting to see the NFTs as just one piece of a much larger financial ecosystem connecting:
NFTs + Stock Tokens + DeFi.
And THAT is what I want to understand.
Where does the money flow?
Where does the yield come from?
What role does each product play?
And how does everything connect?
That’s what I’ll be documenting as I learn it.
One rabbit hole at a time. 🐇📈
Next up:
WTF is StockFi?
I recently got a Stonkbroker Intern 📈
And instead of just posting about it, I decided I actually want to understand the ecosystem I’m stepping into.
So I’ve been going down the StonkBrokers rabbit hole.
There’s A LOT here.
Clock In
Stock Tokens
ERC-6551 wallets
$STONKBROKER
Market making
LP strategies
Lending
Token launches
Options
Interns
Some of it I understand.
Some of it I’m still learning.
And that’s kind of the point.
I’m not trying to shill you anything or tell you what to buy.
I’m going to document my journey through the ecosystem and share what I learn along the way.
How things work.
Where the yield/rewards actually come from.
How money flows through the ecosystem.
What the different products do.
And importantly, what the risks are.
Basically:
I’m learning StonkBrokers from the ground up…
and turning my notes into simple posts so anyone following along can learn with me.
Beginner → advanced.
If you’re already deep in the ecosystem, correct me when I get something wrong or add context I’m missing.
If you’re completely new?
Perfect.
We’re starting from zero.
First rabbit hole:
WTF is StonkBrokers actually building? 🧵
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Bitkoning retweeted
New Intern 🤝 Thank you @bitkoning. Let’s send these to Valhalla 🚀 Clock in 💸
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