Aren’t you an atheist though?

Are you a Christian, Bryan?

Phew 😮‍💨 not the actual guy next door

Jesus preached against loving yourself though

whomever

One reason I'm not a Christian.

Jesus did not say anything so dopey.

Jesus used "The Good Samaritan" to show that even the non-neighbor Samaritans were capable of being moral. The Samaritans were virtually indistinguishable from the Jews of Jesus's time.

"But Jesus, I hate myself."

Invaders are not neighbors.

Interesting how you have to make up your own response instead of actually giving the response he gave

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This is indeed another reason to not be a Christian. I used to hear the argument "If Christianity isn't true, how did Jesus have so much profound wisdom?" And the "wisdom" was just oneshotting people with proto-communism

Rodney Dangerfield had a reply to this. "What am I supposed to do, jerk him off too?"