Rehearsals for Switzerland @TheatreRoyalBSE are going well. A troubled face for a troubled woman. Patricia Highsmith.

This is a disgrace. Brave RNLI volunteers being called scum for risking their lives to save others at sea is just plain wrong. So I've signed an open letter of thanks for the RNLI letting them know these thugs do not speak for the rest of us. Add your name act.38degrees.org.uk/act/rnl…

Reminder: Canada is a sovereign country! 🇨🇦 We are not and will never be American in any form. 🍁 Retweet if you stand by Canada forever. 🦫

Canada has redesigned the American flag. Enjoy!

I work the front desk at a small doctor’s office, and I wish people could see what happens on the other side of the phone. Every day, older patients call us confused. They are told to use the patient portal, upload documents, check lab results online, fill out forms before the visit, and confirm everything through a link. Some of them do not know what a portal is. Some do not have a smartphone. Some have one, but they are afraid to click the wrong thing. Last week, a man in his late 80s called about his test results. He said, “Ma’am, I don’t mean to bother you, but the computer says I have a message and I don’t know how to open it.” He sounded ashamed. That broke my heart. He should not have to feel ashamed for needing a human being. Technology can be helpful. I understand that. But when people who built this country are made to feel helpless because everything became a login and a password, we have gone too far. Not everything needs to be an app. Not every answer should be hidden behind a screen. Sometimes people need a voice. A patient person. A real human who says, “Don’t worry, I can help you.” Progress should not leave seniors behind. Because one day, the world will move faster than us too. And I hope someone is kind enough to slow down.

Please retweet if you will never forgive the lying politicians who robbed us of our EU Freedom of Movement. #RejoinEU

Exciting! instagram.com/p/DbqA7mwjArM/

The new Prime Minister is writing a "10-year plan" for the UK. The arts and culture MUST be part of it. I've signed @_CFTA's petition urging @AndyBurnham to revitalise the arts – to revitalise the whole nation 🌱 Please join me: campaignforthearts.org/petit…

It’s ALIVE!!! Stat Block Studios - A DND Studio by Roll From The Hip — Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/rol…

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

Am I the only person who said, “call me when it’s half time?” That was fabulous!

Save Streatham High Road M&S Simply Food - Sign the Petition! c.org/75S68mTBYm via @UKChange

Agreed @marksandspencer

You have our vote, Count Binface

Who needs mysterious Thai-based crypto-billionaires or convicted criminals called Posh George? You can support Team Binface by bunging me the cost of a trio of affordable croissants (£3) at ko-fi.com/countbinface. Or don’t. I love you either way.

Vote Count Binface for Clacton!

Game on, Nige.

Yes, I have. So many more. I’d love to know why. Anyone?

It’s the 10th anniversary of Brexit. Let’s have a look at how that’s going: 1974-2016: 7 prime ministers 2016-2026: 7 prime ministers I said it then. I’ll say it again. It’s a shitshow.