I am what I am. I come on at inopportune times. And also, all the time.

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This we'll defend, or something.
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Your surrender is not accepted
I am THRILLED that's how you see me. Would be concerning if I had your approval. And now you can join your moronic peers in the mute bin.
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Shocking! The party of peace and gun control support violence.
Poll: 59% of Dems support military coup against Trump, 32% support assassination notthebee.com/t7db1
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Bro, you don’t have the slightest clue, and you’re too dumb to see it. Im an expat in a foreign country you’ve never visited, I’ve been to over 50 countries, but you think I’m a kid, and you’re the one who has experienced everything in life. You’re the one who needs an ego check
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Help fren find frens
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The dork fleet fellers killed another innocent from team egg salad.
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The "free speech" platform is more sensitive than Facebook. I've had the same Facebook account since I was in AIT in 2007. And I've never once been suspended for posting verbatim what I post here. I'm on my 3rd X account.
Replying to @TheBaconFather
You'll be in time out soon
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Keep it trending! Make it known we want @price_dominie freed!
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
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Replying to @price_dominie
@price_dominie Can we knock off being agents of abusing the “rules” @Safety @Support @X @elonmusk ? These automatic suspensions, initiated by people who are merely trying to block speech as a tactic, have grown extremely old and tiresome. Unlock this account.
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Got a dog situation: Local gal near me on the NC coast has a 5 year old Rottweiler born blind. He's been command trained, has all shots, but is not neutered. She said he's cool with other dogs, but there's been some family issues and she feels like they don't have the time to give this guy the love he needs. She just wants to find a good home for him and is willing to drive quite a long distance to get him settled. I haven't met him, I just told her I'd try to help out. If anyone is interested, get up with me directly and I'll put you in touch with her. You could get all the info you need and see if he's a good fit for you.
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Replying to @price_dominie
@price_dominie asked me to put this out in light of his recent ban.
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Some mass reporters got my boy @price_dominie a 12 hour time out. Mass reporting is lame.
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Admitting you pee yourself on main is quite the flex, little guy.
An accident once or twice a year or whatever is does not mean I'm not potty trained dumbass
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Advocating for the legal system to bring justice is violent speech. Massive mental gymnastics required there.
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Devil Dogs, micro peen calls you out
How the fuck would you know, making fun is you putting a comparison on the table, you have nothing to compare, assignment incomplete, missioned failed, the marine has no dick, marines as a whole dickless and they compensate by shooting kids and oppressing vulnerable communities.
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He loves the smell of nutmeg and boiled eggs in the morning.
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