Andy Churnwell@churnwell

Broadcaster on Emblem Digital and Superdrug FM. Leader of Revorce. Hard centrist. Landlord ally. Buy me a fat white? yarisandy@blueyonder.co.uk

 @churnwell.bsky.social.
Joined October 2018
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Do you ever have a moment of clarity, if only for a second, and wonder why you come to this website full of the worst people in the world posting bigotry for attention and money?
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Sarah Pochin is fascism on laxatives.
Sarah Pochin MP
@SarahForRuncorn
Jun 30
Burnham is socialism on steroids.
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Andy Churnwell retweeted
Northern Greens@VoteGreenNorth
Jun 30
Replying to @churnwell
I’ve been dubbed Special A since I was born. Andy. A for Andy!
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Andy Churnwell retweeted
Andy Churnwell@churnwell
Mar 14
Who in your opinion is The Chode King? Let me know below. 👇
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This is like when I paid £500 to host Man O Man, but Chris Tarant refused and still took my money.
Culture Crave 🍿
@CultureCrave
Jun 29
Milly Alcock was reportedly paid ~$400K to star in 'Supergirl' 💰 (via @Variety)
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Can’t imagine how Keir must’ve felt today. Pushed out from a job he loved & was achieving in. While Andy gets a free pass to PM, without any of us voting for him & when Keir grafted for it for years - it’s so wrong. I hope Keir’s next job is on the world stage, where he belongs!
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Tuesday tunes.
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Andy Churnwell retweeted
Andy Churnwell@churnwell
10 Jul 2025
Poignant comment on the Oasis reunion. For many men up and down the country seeing Oasis together again is like being allowed to see the kids again, even if for some of us our actual children will never want to see us again.
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Andy Churnwell retweeted
Andy Churnwell@churnwell
2 Aug 2025
I poked my head in the vintage football shirt shop in Whitechapel earlier and they were playing Oasis and there were loads of men who smelt of farts wearing Oasis t-shirts. Anyway, I've remixed Wonderwall in tribute to those men.
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Mr Bastardos@Ken_Stonger
Jun 29
Replying to @EflSimpsons
SimpsonsEDL
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The journalist Michael White using hard maths to justify Israel's incessant bombing and torture of Palestinians.

ALT friends fail GIF
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Pretty sure that's the singer Prince, Michael. Were you not alive in the last century to witness his international stardom?
MichaelWhite@michaelwhite
Jun 27
You look very young, Jan, so I forgive you being rude and cocky . You’ll learn . With luck.
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Me when lad at the Hungry Horse pops my Big Daddy's Ding-Dong Dawg down on the table.
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Just heard that Lenny's going to be on Bill Maher's podcast next week to smooth over his reputation as a man who enjoys having intercourse with dogs.
Andy Churnwell@churnwell
3 Jul 2023
The charisma, the showmanship, the rock 'n' effin roll. Lenny Swamp was my generation's hero and I don't believe the rumours for a second!
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I gave Andy Burnham the hair of Sir Keir Starmer and discovered that they're the same person.
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Burnham: No10 North will urinate the surplus dreams of prosperity into the open mouths of cybernetic Britain.
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Me plugging into the nerve centre of rewired Britain.
Beth Rigby
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Jun 29
Burnham: No10 North will be the nerve centre of rewired Britain
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Andy Churnwell retweeted
Andy Churnwell@churnwell
May 15
"YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO I AM!" "Go on then, Keir. Do me in! You haven't got the bottle, do you? Power don't suit you, Keir. You're not the man you used to be." "Fuck it. You're not worth it. I raised ya like you were me own flesh and blood. And this how you repay me?"
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Not sure about this one.
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Do you think Roy Wood likes that GB News don't know that he was in The Move and instead only know him as a "Christmas legend"?
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His legacy is and will forever be Christmas song > Brexit
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