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"Traffic Traffic Traffic, Traffic is a lifestyleeee" 😂
Our next governor said traffic is a lifestyle in Lagos. A ti ru igi oyin.
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I'm just laughing at quotes even for house without POP sef.
It's the hypocrites who don't even have food to eat this night for me. Trying to make such settings look "regular" for low class people. 90% of Nigerians are dreaming to have this kind of apartment in real life. And yes! They will fuck your "high class no nonsense" babe here.
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Pimp c was so mad at black thought for this but I'm wondering why when this song had nothing to do with ugk or southern rappers. If for anything, biggie and puff were ones parodied in this video. Still NY 😂.
The Roots made hip-hop feel alive in a completely different way.
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love the roots. i love this song. i don’t blame biggie and pimp c for being mad at them for this 😭
The Roots made hip-hop feel alive in a completely different way.
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This annoying thing we do on twitter where wash down good players because of a bad game recency bias to retarded extremes.
Kane has to be a product of incest. The lisp, the receding hairline, the utter shit footballing ability. No other explanation
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This is exactly what Nigerian men marry. Nigerian men are miserable in marriage
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The more neurotic a person is, the less fit they are for casual sex arrangements. So, if they are self-proclaimed “cry babies,” often laugh nervously, behave impulsively, apologize incessantly, yell at the slightest provocation, or scream in excitement... you know what to do.
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Meanwhile some boys go chop $100k plus buy GLE con dey aparte dey blow gas and go club every night dey call am lifestyle 😭😭
Cappadocia, Türkiye 🇹🇷
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No be 2019 be this o.
One tech bro fit just dey one corner for Nigeria dey receive steady $10k every month and he is single 😂
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God pls I want to end up with a white guy, do it for me lord. From my lips to your ears. Congratulations, may God bless your union. Amen!
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Judiciary/Inec captured at all levels by tinubu. Better long term state capture strategy than any politician in nigerian history because he's a pro economic hitman. If otti goes anti-tinubu in public, he risks losing his state. He knows there's 99.9% chance tinubu wins again.
Most of us defended Alex Otti in the past when his posturing was aimed at President Tinubu. That last interview with Ojy Okpe should end the excuses. He is supporting Tinubu and has been a fanboy for a long time. If you excuse him, then excuse the others too. There are no sacred cows.
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If it's true rick ross used to beat his kangaroo neck chick i won't be surprised. Man spends cash on her and she rejects a kiss every time. Inevitable he'd get mad and throw hands on her. You know how phat folks have quick temper 😂.
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Those South-West revenue and GDP numbers you keep waving exist largely because the oil companies that pull crude and gas from South-South soil keep their headquarters, tax residences, and corporate spending in Lagos. The resource leaves the ground in the Niger Delta, the VAT, IGR, and “non-oil” activity get booked in the South-West. Move the headquarters to where the oil is actually taken from the soil and those 75-80% figures shrink fast. South-West is not twice as rich as South-South. It is sitting on captured corporate value generated in South-South.
Correction to your lies the SW generates 75-80% of non-oil revenue which is greater than oil revenue by the way………the SW also generates 55% of our total GDP let’s be very clear on that, the SW is double times richer than the SS, we do not need your “Oyel” for shit.
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It's the hypocrites who don't even have food to eat this night for me. Trying to make such settings look "regular" for low class people. 90% of Nigerians are dreaming to have this kind of apartment in real life. And yes! They will fuck your "high class no nonsense" babe here.
if they carry that your serious babe enter this kind settings, just know it’s gone 😂
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This is how Tinubu has kept Nigerians on their knees since 2015. Bread, spaghetti, rice, dry gin. He probably has imported more containers of bread and dry gin than medicine and school books in preparation for the next elections.
Security guard threw Candy at students to Win tug of war. 😂
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That lagos environment messed their self esteem so bad right from childhood. They had to pander to fit in.
Since Mpa made money from the Igbo Hangout events his disdain and criticism for Igbos has grown. It was also Igbo Lagos-born feminists that started pushing the "Igbo men misogyny" and cultural hatred thing back in 2009. Raising Igbo children amongst Lagos touts is disastrous. 😏
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Since Mpa made money from the Igbo Hangout events his disdain and criticism for Igbos has grown. It was also Igbo Lagos-born feminists that started pushing the "Igbo men misogyny" and cultural hatred thing back in 2009. Raising Igbo children amongst Lagos touts is disastrous. 😏
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That conversation died like a dog in the street when everyone realized Pusha T rated mobb deep over every duo in rap 💀
I actually liked the Clipse vs Mobb convo they had last year
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Family.
The greatest GIF in the history of the sport. ❤❤🤍🤍
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The greatest GIF in the history of the sport. ❤❤🤍🤍
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