public intellectual @BigSoyNaturals & inventor of moral relativism. hated by my enemies, loved by my friends. i was the first ever politically correct CEO.
impossible for me to care about the biracial discourse because the opinions of sheep will not be affecting how i move or see myself but don’t ever let me catch you with a white man if monoracial or phenotype are on regular rotation in your daily vernacular
the pasta and lobster girls better sit this one out is all i’m saying! this is your one warning that i absolutely will gatecrash your quiet luxury themed gender reveal to distribute printed out screenshots to the guests and steal myself a low-vibrational plate while i’m at it
you know what’s cool is my cultural contributions as public intellectual led a man to give Big Soy Naturals $15/mo, ultimately resulting in my favorite friend finding love with someone who is not evil or likely to turn evil (often an unfortunate occupational hazard of loving men)
anyway men you are welcome to give me money if you want to find love & i will distribute you accordingly.
note: this is not an offer of any matchmaking services, i’m just letting you know that the butterfly effect is on my side. it could be on yours too for a monthly fee of $15.
telling her that the posting i’m doing for new job is not getting a ton of traction and suddenly she says “oh i could share it. i have 20k followers on threads. i know that’s not a lot compared to others but it is a new account after all.” 😵💫
i actually have never questioned if barack obama listens to the music he claims to because he already told us that he started engaging with art in order to pander to bisexual women. given all the credible rumors about him & michelle living in separate homes this makes sense to me
Barack Obama responds to critics claiming he never listened to “365” by Charli xcx, which was featured on his annual summer playlist. x.com/ivehaditpodcast/status…
i used to date someone who went to reed which is not a prestigious school but is a school for dorks so it’s in the venn diagram & they once bragged to me how reed is so difficult that most students take 5 years to graduate rather than 4 and in that moment i knew they were a fool
i also automatically judge anyone who attended a prestigious university for undergrad as
1) marks who can + should be taken for a ride should the opportunity present itself
2) likely CIA assets unless there is definitive proof to the contrary
telling me that a for-profit university is failing at it’s only job (facilitating its students getting degrees in a timely fashion) to the tune of an extra 65k & you took that as a point of pride rather than a sign you’ve been fleeced? i’m going to steal something from your house
i also automatically judge anyone who attended a prestigious university for undergrad as
1) marks who can + should be taken for a ride should the opportunity present itself
2) likely CIA assets unless there is definitive proof to the contrary
like an nyu undergraduate degree reads the same to me as someone asking their landlord to raise their rent so they have to hustle harder. arguable if nyu is actually prestigious but it is to people in Those circles & that’s prob all that matters since it’s just a social category
you guys are cuckoo bananas for thinking NYU is even remotely populated by woke people. did everything forget that over half the characters of gossip girl were students there? that is not a place of people with interesting ideas, intellectual ability or empathetic worldviews
I'm old enough to remember when the IOF crushed 23-year old U.S. citizen Rachel Corrie to death with a bulldozer, then celebrated with pancakes that had her face on them. Not a single U.S. legislator acknowledged Israel's murder of Rachel Corrie, or agreed to meet her parents.
Today, @VP and I met in the Situation Room with the U.S. hostage deal negotiation team following the murder of Hersh Goldberg-Polin and five other hostages by Hamas.
We are devastated and outraged. Make no mistake, Hamas leaders will pay for these crimes.
We also discussed next steps in the ongoing effort to secure the release of hostages and bring them home.
ALT President Biden and the Vice President meet with a national security team in the White House Situation Room.
Nothing would go further to 'revitalizing' downtown Seattle than making sure ordinary people could afford to live there, because right now it's just bus lines, stores Amazon hasn't crushed yet, and index funds disguised as apartments.