public intellectual @BigSoyNaturals & inventor of moral relativism. hated by my enemies, loved by my friends. i was the first ever politically correct CEO.
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impossible for me to care about the biracial discourse because the opinions of sheep will not be affecting how i move or see myself but don’t ever let me catch you with a white man if monoracial or phenotype are on regular rotation in your daily vernacular
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you gotta listen to the Big Soy Naturals podcast episode with the legend herself @lllliatttt
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you know what’s cool is my cultural contributions as public intellectual led a man to give Big Soy Naturals $15/mo, ultimately resulting in my favorite friend finding love with someone who is not evil or likely to turn evil (often an unfortunate occupational hazard of loving men)
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anyway men you are welcome to give me money if you want to find love & i will distribute you accordingly.
note: this is not an offer of any matchmaking services, i’m just letting you know that the butterfly effect is on my side. it could be on yours too for a monthly fee of $15.
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@laracroftbarbie i dare you to hard launch by reposting this, giving me the citation i deserve
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RT @julianakilrose: white women at nonprofit organizations
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i used to date someone who went to reed which is not a prestigious school but is a school for dorks so it’s in the venn diagram & they once bragged to me how reed is so difficult that most students take 5 years to graduate rather than 4 and in that moment i knew they were a fool
i also automatically judge anyone who attended a prestigious university for undergrad as
1) marks who can + should be taken for a ride should the opportunity present itself
2) likely CIA assets unless there is definitive proof to the contrary
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iirc all of the pamphlets and shit they sent me were about how difficult their school was, which is an insane selling point
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is reed the one in oregon?? if so i think i stopped by to check it out when i was touring colleges but got such rancid vibes i didnt even want to go in and just skipped it and went to the next one
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