public intellectual @BigSoyNaturals & inventor of moral relativism. hated by my enemies, loved by my friends. i was the first ever politically correct CEO.
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the pasta and lobster girls better sit this one out is all iām saying! this is your one warning that i absolutely will gatecrash your quiet luxury themed gender reveal to distribute printed out screenshots to the guests and steal myself a low-vibrational plate while iām at it
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impossible for me to care about the biracial discourse because the opinions of sheep will not be affecting how i move or see myself but donāt ever let me catch you with a white man if monoracial or phenotype are on regular rotation in your daily vernacular
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you gotta listen to the Big Soy Naturals podcast episode with the legend herself @lllliatttt
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apologies, i will distribute the dividends of that $15 to you in acknowledgement of your labor
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@laracroftbarbie i dare you to hard launch by reposting this, giving me the citation i deserve
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anyway men you are welcome to give me money if you want to find love & i will distribute you accordingly.
note: this is not an offer of any matchmaking services, iām just letting you know that the butterfly effect is on my side. it could be on yours too for a monthly fee of $15.
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you know whatās cool is my cultural contributions as public intellectual led a man to give Big Soy Naturals $15/mo, ultimately resulting in my favorite friend finding love with someone who is not evil or likely to turn evil (often an unfortunate occupational hazard of loving men)
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telling her that the posting iām doing for new job is not getting a ton of traction and suddenly she says āoh i could share it. i have 20k followers on threads. i know thatās not a lot compared to others but it is a new account after all.ā šµāš«
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thatās how you know it is for rubes because university should be challenging but at an appropriate level. their job is to help you learn + get a degree. if itās so difficult that most people donāt manage that at the normal rate, thatās on purpose to suck an extra 70k out of you.
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if youāre ever interested in a philadelphia man aged 23-26 with a collection of mostly terrible tattoos and a pet cat named like tofu or potato chip, i am ready to be the change i wish to see in the world
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oh totally, maybe 10% or less of the people who ask me out are worth going out with but i canāt imagine the app ratio is any better than that? what i think this country really needs is to bring back the practice of setting up your mutual acquaintances on a low-stakes first date
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you donāt need to be an app person if you have a lot of friends, go out often, or are willing to go to bars/parties/vacations alone. have never been a dating app person and have also never had a hard time dating when iāve wanted to bc iām hot and outside lol
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i actually have never questioned if barack obama listens to the music he claims to because he already told us that he started engaging with art in order to pander to bisexual women. given all the credible rumors about him & michelle living in separate homes this makes sense to me
Barack Obama responds to critics claiming he never listened to ā365ā by Charli xcx, which was featured on his annual summer playlist. x.com/ivehaditpodcast/statusā¦
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