Principal Performance Specialist at @digitalextremes (mostly Warframe) trying to help make DE's games faster. 15 years in game dev. Not very relevant.
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An NFL player was recently fined for a touchdown celebration where they used the sideline paint and a grimoire to summon Bael, the first principal king of hell
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Kat Williams saying "You having an unnatural allegiance to losers is not like you” plays at the forefront of my brain whenever I feel myself acting pathetic
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I haven't laughed this hard in so long. Playing E-Day, we got attacked by two bilefrogs in Horde mode, and I didn't know they could eat people, so I tried to crawl away.
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I have zero plans of ever letting myself fall victim to the idea that as an adult you aren't allowed to have fun and enjoy things. I'm going to be a nerd, dress up, play games, watch movies, buy merch, and talk about things I enjoy until I die
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It's ridiculous how excited I am about enjoying Gears of War: E-Day. I spend most of my weekends meandering around, bored, waiting for football, but now there's this new Gears game with a really fun Horde mode. My weekend feels like a weekend again.
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Oh fuck he’s posting in Latin on Twitter. Were so back.
Hac intellegentiae artificialis aetate, urgens fit humanam artem ab iis distinguere, quae machinis efficiuntur. Ars enim et ea, quae machina ex innumeris alienis imaginibus statisticae ope computationis generare potest, ontologice, prius etiam quam aesthetice, inter se differunt. Algorithmis humani deest favilla. Quapropter Ecclesia cum artificibus et humani cultus institutis foedus renovare cupit: foedus scilicet ad humanum custodiendum.
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Can't even play a video game without turning it into an excuse to feel thankful that my life hasn't fallen apart. I used to be normal.
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electric toothbrushes were originally made for people with disabilities but now everyone uses them. the same with velcro, & even curb cuts, which were designed for wheelchair users, but now useful to cyclists & pram-pushing mothers. rights for a subgroup can end up benefiting all
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Planning out the next two months at work, and I have a vague idea of how much coffee I’ll have to drink to get to my birthday.
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"not only are your gen AI memes ugly, they are ontologically hollow" - the pope
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starting “circle back after the holidays” season October 2 this year, as a treat
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if email was invented today it would be called something like Zoola or Claire
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Aaron Rodgers: "What the F*CK, CALL IT"
Mike McCarthy: "F*cking Asshole"
LMFAO
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15 years is long enough to completely lose faith in the game industry, get it back, lose it again, and then decide to work hard because I want to. I don't work on 13-year-old GPUs expecting my life to improve. I do it because I want to, and people want me to. It's a happy circle.
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“man fuck this degree” i say as i open my laptop and do all of my work early because i will in fact be getting this degree
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