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Their president said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and not lose a single voter, he was right, he just got his gestapo to do it for him.
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If I was Ed Sheeran I’d go into hiding at this point This video’s already got almost 600k likes in 7 hours on TikTok 😂
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Hard pass. Get fucked.
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“Give us another chance” I am deceased
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
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People keep saying Trump term II is the most corrupt administration ever, so I built a model to find out if it was true. I took the UN's definition of corruption, turned it into eight criteria and 100 points, and scored the leaders history remembers for looting their countries: Marcos, Suharto, Mobutu, Abacha, Obiang, Putin. Then I put every president since Eisenhower on the same scale, both parties, with every exoneration counted right alongside the convictions. Nixon scored 41 and no other American President scored over a 25. Trump's second term scored a 91, which ties him with Suharto and Mobutu and puts him above Marcos and Abacha. So he is not only the most corrupt president in American history. At this pace he finishes his term level with the most corrupt rulers of the last hundred years. PSA: don't come in my comments arguing about the results if you haven't read the full article, because ignorance is a choice. Full article is up now on my Substack (link in bio) and it's free.
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My Lord. @JoeBiden, 83 years old, battling Stage 4 cancer that has spread to his bones, stood for HOURS alongside @DrBiden as the names of 9/11 victims were read. Donald Trump fell asleep at the 9/11 event at the Pentagon. One showed respect despite his pain. The other couldn't even stay awake. Trump is an embarrassment to the nation and the office he holds. Really says it all.
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Do NOT kill yourself!! You HAVE TO be here the day Trump dies
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Hi, I'm a trillionaire. I have unfathomable wealth and can do anything I want. The thing I'm choosing to do with my limited time and limitless wealth is to pick a fight with a guy working at chess dot com. I'm a happy person!
There are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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The day he dies my screen time might be 26 hours
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Imagine being such a horrible, horrible person, that every time someone dies, people are collectively dissapointed it wasn't you.
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The threat to women’s sports has been from loser men all along
Enes Kanter GOT INTO IT with a WNBA player and was KICKED OUT the arena 😳
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Taking Dorie Miller’s name, a Navy sailor and Pearl Harbor hero, off an aircraft carrier and replacing it with Donald Trump’s is exactly as racist as you think it is.
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sinceramente, odio que hayamos normalizado la idea de que todas las opiniones son válidas. Creo que deberíamos volver a decirle a la gente que está mal informada y es ignorante.
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The fact that he is the same color as the soup is frying me
Walmart has recalled 3,240 tomato soup kits over possible Listeria contamination.
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twitter is trying to convince you audrey hobert is bad. ignore it.
acervo knife
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🏃‍♂️
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Y’all still mad about a lockdown from 6/7 years ago that saved millions of lives. Fucking idiots.
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This is the guy who called Mayor Mamdani a clown 🤡
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This being one of his last tweets before getting arrested for human trafficking
We wuz Helen of Troy and sheeyt.
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“Realistic and accurate” and we’re talking about a giant cyclops
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The guy who tweeted this just got arrested alongside his brother for rape and sex trafficking 🙂
We wuz Helen of Troy and sheeyt.
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