deltathetwo@deltathetwo

professional dumbass. my mom says I'm funny. 🏳️‍⚧️

 bi • she/her • INFP
Joined August 2019
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RT @REFUSERADIO: YOU GUYS ARE USELESS I FOUND IT MYSELF
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Cherry@_cherry_270
Oct 18
He has no reason to be doing all this
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Slimy 🇨🇱@SlimerSlimy
Oct 18
Gravity Guy Lore
Slimy 🇨🇱@SlimerSlimy
Oct 15
Today i just discovered the existence of this youtube channel. Boxer Guy is the GOAT.
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things not to say upon seeing someone's self harm scars: -oh my god
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oh my god?? be normal about real people???
𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 ꕤ@umenmyegotrack1
Oct 12
Replying to @malikdastar
Ik she was SKRETCHEDDDD OUT every night
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vince.mind.freak@mind_vince
Oct 11
Replying to @cooncatcrazy
asthma terps ..rare as chickens teeeth ...honest ..hence the high price ..wink wink .cough ..should your lungs bleed ..drink milk .
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Novu@novuuuuuuuuuuuu
Oct 11
Girls with guns
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collage
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lowkey I like building a rapport with the local bp, they know what smokes I get by now
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🎺 🐛@WikiOoc
Oct 10
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I feel like I could've been so into Linux and security and shit if I actually applied myself to anything
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Bryan Johnson
@bryan_johnson
Oct 9
I am measuring my girlfriend’s erections
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last night was a YouTube short
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anyone else still kinda sad about the Nintendo switch gold points and game vouchers being gone?
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it's like I'm waiting for my draft letter in the mail
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flanders parents "boom boom bah bah buh" but it's the sonic 3d blast 1-1 theme
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you're allowed to just go to a perkins while high, get an amazing breakfast for $14, and smoke a cigarette in your car
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why are all my friends fucking my other friends
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void 🖤 #VOTEHARROW@voidzuva
Oct 2
he’s here…
void 🖤 #VOTEHARROW@voidzuva
Sep 29
thats weird rem tunnels are bigger almost as if someone else will be able to start walking through them
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