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I raise you my own quote attributed to a Frenchman:
“It is with regret that I must pronounce the fatal truth; the king must die so that the country may live” - Robespierre
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MAGA: "(fake crying) The elitist Obama was making fun of people that eat at the Cheesecake Factory!"
Billionaire Trump: "You broke MAGA losers couldn't afford a hamburger at my private club."
*MAGA cheer*
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RT @chiweethedog: Chief of staff: “okay, sir ur all set to go on stage, just try and stick to the teleprompter today sir.”
Trump’s dementi…
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Trump: "Not only did he state that God is transgenderdjayyam"
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Bizarre moment today where there’s like 20 of us at court trying to get a charge expunged. They get us in alphabetical order then went through us one by one reading our arrest reports to the entire room. Hey who said public shaming was part of this lmfao what the fuck was that
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He’s definitely going to end up saying some shit that they won’t be able to ignore, and I can’t wait. I also hope he has a Kirkesque death. Says some shit about raping kids and drops dead on the spot. Glad we have this moron to deal with the “Hormone” strait.
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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When the moment finally comes & my empathy takes over & I’m pussying out, just remind me that they only made perfumes worse (NO longevity whatsoever), but NOT colognes bc they want to milk the women for even MORE $ than we already spend. Bc everytime I remember, I want to kill.
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It's never ending lol.. how many more super obvious clips are going to come out? Smh.. to be fair it is obvious now in hindsight but these are the worst kinds of cheaters who do it right under your nose with someone you know like a coworker.. truly disturbing
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Everyone is focused on the burp sound from the day prior but the bulging-eye delivery of “Jaiit” is a thousand times funnier. I’ve almost incapacitated myself laughing at work several times today thinking about this shit
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