Good night, great show. Even got BIG GOD in the shot.

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Le fui infiel a mi esposa hace 5 años. Una sola noche en un viaje de negocios. Ella jamás se enteró. A veces la veo riendo con nuestros hijos y me pregunto cómo me miraría si supiera la verdad. Odio saber que moriré con este secreto. El domingo pasado, mientras preparaba el desayuno, me miró a los ojos y dijo: "Tengo que confesarte algo. Llevo años guardándolo". Se me heló el cuerpo. Apoyé el café y susurré: "Decime".

Dijo: "Hace 5 años encontré el resumen de tu tarjeta. Lo supe desde el primer día". No podía respirar. Ella siguió sirviendo el café. "Iba a pedirte el divorcio. Pero esa semana Tomy levantó fiebre y te vi cuidarlo tres noches sin dormir. Ahí entendí que un error no define quién sos". Me largué a llorar. Me agarró las manos y sonrió: "Te perdoné hace años. Solo esperaba que vos te perdones a vos mismo". Uff, qué cerca estuve. A partir de ese día pasé a pagar todo en efectivo.

My “Please Be Patient: Drunk Driver” bumper sticker is causing a lot of issues and not of the humorous variety like I’d hoped

Both parties sold America out. You can claim your side is less evil, but a traitor is a traitor. Evil is evil.

“Let me be very clear. You had absolutely no problem paying taxes. None. But the moment you’re asked to pay jizya, suddenly it’s a problem. And I’m sorry, but that is Islamophobic.”

Ben Garrison’s best work yet. I’ll never forget how shocked I was when I saw this because of how blatantly racist it is. He’s the embodiment of Q + BoomerCons. 8 years we couldn’t call Haiti a s*ithole. Now we’re here. This is unthinkable progress

New York Democrats have declared WAR ON THE AMISH. Thanks to their unconstitutional attack on religion, they're now able to fine EACH unvaccinated Amish child $2,000 EVERY SINGLE DAY. ⠀ The $118,000 bill is one day, not the cap. Three one-room schools alone already owe that much for 59 children, at $2,000 each. ⠀ Health Commissioner Mary Bassett imposed it on December 15, 2022. She called the sum conservative because it assumed only one day out of compliance. ⠀ Dygert Road was billed $52,000 for 26 children. Pleasant View was billed $46,000 for 23. ⠀ Shady Lane was billed $20,000 for 10. ⠀ Footnote 9 of the Second Circuit opinion records the state's view. Each day an unvaccinated student attends is a fresh violation and a fresh $2,000 fine. ⠀ Another day for those 59 children is another $118,000. A 180-day year at that rate is about $21 million, and the families say they cannot pay the first bill. ⠀ Joseph Miller, Jonas Smucker, and Ezra Wengerd run the schools. The schools sit in Clymer and Heuvelton, plus the Canajoharie settlement, and take no public money. ⠀ They had a religious exemption for decades. On June 13, 2019, Democrats repealed it after measles spread through Orthodox Jewish neighborhoods in Brooklyn and Rockland County. ⠀ Governor Andrew Cuomo signed the bill. Governor Kathy Hochul left it in force. ⠀ A parent may not excuse a child for faith. ⠀ Senator James Skoufis said the exemption was made up and fake. Assemblyman Jeffrey Dinowitz called it utter garbage. ⠀ Counsel Aaron Siri told the New York Post the families can pay only if the state takes their land. Some in the community have talked of leaving the state. ⠀ The case is Miller versus McDonald. The Second Circuit ruled against them on June 30 in 2026. ⠀ A Supreme Court petition was due around September 28. Make sure EVERYONE sees this. If WE don't stand up for these incredible men and women - WHO WILL?!?!?! ⠀ Where is the “my body my choice crowd now”? 

Wage slave at United States, so true

Simon Andriesz, the whistleblower who exposed links between Epstein & Howard Lutnick, died by suicide. He was a former senior employee of BGC Partners - a firm founded & run by Lutnick before his appointment by Trump. British MPs want an investigation. bbc.com/news/articles/cwm268…

How many does Israel have?

Robert Fripp fully mastered this according to one of my favorite youtube comments of all time

The Woah Vicky account was sold early 2023 to a private equity firm owned by Peter Thiel

Have Indians built a nation that "Groypers and white nationalists " are trying to break into?

Just a reminder that there are no rights they lack. What they want is unfettered access to kids, period.

*His account

My uncle Anthony once pointed a gun at me because I kept saying slommy instead of salami.

A woman was stabbed 15 times by a MAN with gender identity issues, and your problem is with the people talking about it? Pretty sure you're the f*cking weird one.

Gen Z loves this gif because it involves killing someone without making eye contact

Simon is dead now. Just like McAfee and Epstein, Simon didn’t kill himself. They must be scared.