World's 2nd-highest IQ. (Or maybe 3rd, but that's still pretty good.) Former Kimmel writer. Genius &/or deluded.

Los Angeles
(THREAD) Growing Up w/ the World's 2nd-Highest IQ: A Memoir
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Good job for Thom Tillis, now that he's retiring, to have the bravery to call Donald Trump "a stinkypants pee-butt" and refuse to invite him to his great-granddaughter Krystle's fifth birthday party.
According to Sen. Tillis, a majority of Republican senators are cowards
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Six billion dollars. $6,000,000,000. That's more than 2,700 Hunter Bidens.
An ABC News analysis found defense companies backed by President Trump's sons have now raked in more than $6 billion dollars in active or promised government contracts since those investments were made, according to government data. Read more: abcnews.link/I6Efk6P
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The President of the United States and his family are insanely, unprecedentedly corrupt.
An ABC News analysis found defense companies backed by President Trump's sons have now raked in more than $6 billion dollars in active or promised government contracts since those investments were made, according to government data. Read more: abcnews.link/I6Efk6P
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Really loving ICE's new shock gloves! Deliver up to 380,000 volts! Also their spike gloves and neurotoxin gloves! Nannies and car wash workers and carpenters and strawberry pickers deserve this! How dare they come to the US & try to get green cards & eventually become citizens!
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Sarcasm, everybody, c'mon. BTW, for 2027 Trump is allowing in as refugees ONLY 17,500 white people from South Africa. Trump and the GOP are racist a-holes.
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108 degrees this afternoon in the San Fernando Valley. For Halloween, I'm going as slutty heat stroke.
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It'll be me in just a shortie towel (with a light coating of baby oil for the glisten), tended to by a slutty nurse and a slutty paramedic.
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The horse’s owner fits a prosthesis onto his leg. His joy is priceless. ❤️
✌️MyWay✌️
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Former Speaker of the House and Boy-Rapist Dennis Hastert should lie in state in the Epstein Wing of Mar-a-Lago.
SHOULD HIS BODY LIE In STATE AT THE CAPITOL ROTUNDA? Typically when a former House Speaker dies, his remains are taken to the Capitol But what do you with Dennis Hastert who was convicted on charges of raping teenage boys. Your Thoughts
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Our dumbest-ever president. (If you're still MAGA, that doesn't reflect well on you.)
TRUMP: "I know more about everything than anybody in this room. Anybody, anywhere in the world."
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One of the anti-vax movement’s favorite talking points is: “Look at the Amish. They don’t vaccinate and they’re healthier.” Well, measles keeps putting that claim to the test. Pennsylvania now has 977 confirmed measles cases, 195 hospitalizations and 5 deaths. Of those 977 cases, just FOUR were in vaccinated people. And we’ve seen this experiment before. During the massive 2014 Ohio measles outbreak, MMR coverage in the affected Amish households was estimated at only 14%. 99% of the measles cases were Amish. More than 10,000 people were subsequently vaccinated as part of the effort that contained the outbreak. The Amish religion does not prohibit vaccination. Some Amish communities simply have very low vaccination rates. And when a highly contagious vaccine-preventable disease enters one of those communities, we get to see exactly what happens. The virus doesn’t care about anecdotes, ideology or anti-vax memes. Vaccination works.
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A plague that can kill you in 24 hours is rapidly spreading in Russia right now but don't worry folks, Donald Trump eliminated the Directorate for Global Health Security and Biodefense, and Elon Musk defunded the CDC
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Not in Texas, but I'm aware that Ken Paxton is a crappy candidate and human being. In Texas and everywhere, VOTE! to get do-nothing (except for billionaires), Trump-enabling GOP politicians out! Give Dems a chance to limit Trump's damage.
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If you are going to bring your children to a campaign rally, please write their weight on a piece of masking tape so politicians can easily see whether they can successfully lift them or not.
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Hours before Krist Noem left her job as D.H.S. secretary, her agency bought 5 planes from a donor at a big markup, records show. They were supposed to fly deportees but have largely sat idle -- a striking symbol of gov. waste under President Trump. nytimes.com/2026/10/04/us/po…
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Next, Trump's DOJ will investigate whether the US was too mean to Hitler during WW2.
Trump team is now looking to see if DOJ committed misconduct in investigating Richard Nixon’s Watergate independent.co.uk/news/world…
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Detailed 29-point summary of the hijacking and the plumber's role in stopping it (plus video of the interview which I didn't watch) -
Jesus, I've never seen an interview like this! 🤯 Watch the whole thing or at least read my notes: 1. Yaniv was sitting in Row 11, not Business Class. He heard a woman up front yelling “Stabbings!" (She didn't say who.) Yaniv immediately stands up to see what's going on. 2. Wife & daughters are sitting around him. Then the plane starts shaking. Plane rolls very sharply leftward and back to horizontal in a terrifying way. 3. It hits him that the commotion isn't a fight in Business Class, it's happening in the cockpit. 4. He yells “Buckle up!” and runs toward the cockpit. He's 6 feet away from the cockpit when the plane suddenly nosedives. 5. It felt like it nosedived for an eternity. (In reality about 30 seconds at 30,000ft/min, reaching speeds of about Mach 0.96. Those 30 seconds of nosediving cut the plane's altitude in half.) 6. “I was flying.” He was blown around upward, sideways, he was pressed against the floor extremely hard. (A 180lb man would effectively have 540lb of downward force on their body as the first nosedive leveled out.) 7. “I kept trying my hardest to get up off the ground. At some point, I was finally able to, when the plane leveled off a little.” He speculates that a system kicked in to automatically stabilize the plane. 8. He goes to the cockpit door and there's a crew member in a white shirt, who looks like he's also a pilot. He's grabbing the cockpit door with both hands, with his body leaning down. I didn't know if he was trying to open the door, or trying to hold the door closed! 9. “I get to him, I move him away, he doesn't resist. I open the cockpit door — it was a little difficult because the pilot was lying down on the floor behind it, the one who was attacked.” 10. “I went in. The terrorist was crouching with his knees on the instruments between the two pilots' seats. There was no one in the pilots' seats. He was hitting the instrument panel, trying to break the equipment.” 11. Yaniv yells “Come help!” to any other Israelis who are also in the aisle. He doesn't know how many there are because his back is to them. 12. Yaniv immediately grabs the terrorist by the throat and starts moving him away from the controls. The terrorist resisted, but Yaniv's struggle to get him out of the cockpit only took a few seconds. 13. A handful of men who'd already gotten up from their seats together with Yaniv were already standing in the aisle dividing up responsibilities among themselves. They take over subduing the terrorist. 14. Yaniv turns back to the cockpit controls. At this point, the plane isn't nosediving, but it's still angled downward. He looks out the windshield and sees ground in the distance. 14. He leans over the pilot's seat, grabs the yoke and pulls it upward. He feels the nose of the plane come up. 15. A few seconds later, a pilot (not an Israeli) comes up behind him and says “Release the controls, I'll take it.” 16. Yaniv wasn't sure whether the other pilot was trustworthy, but he said “ok” and let him sit down at the controls. He intended to supervise the new pilot. 17. Yaniv turns around and briefly helps the men who are dealing the terrorist blows to subdue him, since apparently the terrorist is still resisting. Eventually the terrorist stops resisting, he possibly gets knocked unconscious, and the men tie him up with headphone cables. 18. Yaniv also helps the men remove the wounded Indian pilot from the cockpit. Then he goes to close the cockpit door with himself and the replacement pilot inside. 19. At this point, a member of the flight crew arrives at the cockpit door and wants to come in. Yaniv asks the replacement pilot whether to let the crew member in. He says yes, he's with us. 20. The flight crew member comes in. He has a tablet with a map. Yaniv closes the cockpit door with the three of them inside. He latches it. 21. Now Yaniv is focused on checking that the replacement pilot and the crew member are acting properly to land the plane. He sees that the pilot is talking on the radio to ground control. It sounds good to Yaniv, even though he doesn't speak much English. Yaniv can tell he's reporting that there are injured people, that we're heading in a certain direction, and that he's requesting help. 22. Some of the other Israelis were assigned to guard the rest of the flight crew. At this point, they feared that the whole crew could be conspiring. This is why the entirety of the stressful incident was about 40 minutes long. They couldn't relax until they landed and the flight crew got off the plane. 23. When they landed, one of the Israelis on the plane bought eSIM cards with a data package for everyone. As soon as they get reception, he gets a bunch of messages with pictures of himself on international news. 24. The landing was an incredible celebration. Singing, what fun we were having. 25. Let's rewind. You wake up in the morning before getting on this flight. Did something prepare you for this engagement? Something in the army? Some instinct? “Well, in the army, I was working the closest to the fire in the kitchen. (I wasn't a cook, I'd, you know, get the food and divide it up.)” 26. Yaniv personally didn't feel scared to board the second FlyDubai flight they sent. What are the odds lightning would strike twice? “Even being in this situation once was like winning the lottery.” 27. Did FlyDubai offer some kind of compensation for the incident? Did they contact you at all? “Nothing.” 28. Will you fly again? “Fly again? Sure.” 29. When are you going back to work? “I want to on Sunday.” What an interview. Makes me proud to be Israeli.
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Just when they thought the Latino vote couldn’t go lower
Now he’s gone too far
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Begun, the robot wars have.
Incredible video shows a Russian drone attempting to destroy a Ukrainian ground robot but being disabled when the robot deploys an anti drone net and catches it. We literally have robots fighting each other on Ukraine’s frontline.
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Hey @FoxNews @CNN @MSNOWNews @OANN @NewsNation @NEWSMAX and other reporters - Ask Trump why we have fewer hours of daylight in the winter.
Q: Why did you post Tom Cotton’s phone number? Trump: We want to get away from this ridiculous custom of turning your clocks back, forward, being late for dinner, being late for very important meetings. Tom Cotton is holding it. He shouldn't be holding it.
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