The smartest idiot you know; functionally illiterate. There will be typos. My opinions come from the nether. Long live🎈 Feb 4, 2023 对不起我的中文很不及格,终究我還是笨笨一号 :)

under civic center un plaza
in case anyone ever doubts that I'm not American
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I'm pivoting to something LLMs can't do: day-drinking
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The Amazon about you for me is incredibly boring besides the fact it thinks I have a family of 2 (mostly because I share my phone number with a friend so they. n get whole foods discounts). It's otherwise just like "this guy has cars and uses expensive shit when cooking"
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They say premium but I say expensive since fuck if I know it's actually good and worth the price half the time
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August US transit data is in today, & all of the largest US rail networks are growing! Cali leads the way, with ridership up 15% on BART, 14% on Muni, & 10% on LA Metro PATH (NY/NJ) & MBTA (Boston) also have strong growth at 8%, while MTS (San Diego, +1.7%) is the slowest🧵
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Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’ trib.al/uRePYdr
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you might be thinking "they don't have Rock Slide flinches in Baseball" true, yes. but Charizard also can't tear his ACL
If you like Pokémon, perhaps I can introduce you to another turn-based RPG with switching out, deep stat analysis, field conditions, and a whole host of oddly named and shaped little guys to choose as your comfort character. That's right, it's Baseball.
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just caught myself doing this bullshit
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In a meeting (unfortunately)
where do you see yourself in 1 hour?
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On the one hand I'm glad they're sharing on the other hand, that's my chair!!!
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I like how by being racist, this person accidentally implies that Chinese Adam & Eve would’ve beaten Satan
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he was a part of the rebel alliance, I don't think they had a strict dress code wrt hair. what a dumb demand to make of the guy smh
ROGUE ONE actor Jordan Stephens reveals that he did not reprise his role as Corporal Tonc in ANDOR as he was asked to cut off his dreadlocks to ensure his appearance looked “realistic.” “In Rogue One, I'm wearing a helmet the whole time. So I was like, yeah I've got locks but who cares, just put me in a helmet [again]. Well, we're going to shoot scenes of the army training. We're going to be training so we're going to need you in traditional army attire, including your hair. And if you have locks, I don't think it'd be realistic'. I was like, you're talking about an intergalactic space war with giant slugs and swords made of light, and you're worried about a soldier having dreadlocks? On principal... the cognitive dissonance was too difficult to handle. The idea that someone would watch and say 'oh, well he's got dreadlocks so it's obviously not real'... what is going on? It's absolutely insane." (Source: tiktok.com/@zeteouk/video/76…)
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if you live with someone with ADHD and they say "i'm putting this in a safe spot," take it out of their hands. that item is about to leave this dimension.
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LOL, this game is already a gem, crashed and won 😭
Reminder: They don’t ask “how?” They only ask “how fast?” and “who won?”
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Ok, I guess.
Today is National Transfer Money to Your Daughter Day.
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Modern day reverse marshmallow test
Mathematics. Green button = You instantly receive $1 billion (tax free). Red button = You receive $1 that doubles every day. You can press just once. Which do you press?
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jerry is dating a girl who is essentially perfect but he’s bothered by a gap in her teeth. george quit his job in a rage but is trying to sneak back in to use the remainder of his free canteen vouchers. kramer subplot:
Came across this plate / bumper sticker combo in NYC recently lol
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Wow
Please ask ChatGPT what percentile of intelligence it thinks you are compared to all its other users and ask it to be honest!
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So this is a good example of why I strongly discourage mob and vigilante justice
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