NE Ohio. Shitposter extraordinaire. It's really not that serious. I'm probably trolling. 🇺🇸

I peaked five years ago.
Maybe the greatest Facebook comment ever. Per. Fec. Tion.
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There's that Arthur Smith offense again 🙄🙄
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It is worse than this. Run a search for "pencils." Students don't even have the hand endurance to write with a pencil.
Apparently things are worse than we could imagine. From the teachers subreddit:
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Replying to @Cernovich
My wife and I have done a vision screening at a local school and realized that there were 8th graders that don't know the alphabet. They cannot identify individual letters. And to clarify, several 8th graders who were totally illiterate. Several got very upset when asked to read.
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You're getting deported... To GITMO
Thank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress. I have always stood up to him and that will never change. The pedophile protector will never silence me.
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AJ Kern has done extensive research on Democrat Congresswoman Ilhan Omar’s citizenship verification. When an adult parent gains citizenship through the naturalization process, their minor children ‘derive’ citizenship through that parent. Since minors cannot naturalize independently and adults cannot derive citizenship from their parents, Rep. Omar has repeatedly claimed that she ‘derived’ citizenship through her father as a minor at the age of 17. U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) does not allow records requests to be processed for a living foreign-born person without their permission. However, the USCIS will process a record request for a deceased foreign-born person. Since Rep. Omar’s father passed away in 2020, AJ Kerm submitted the request to the USCIS in June 2022, for her father’s records and she received a response on June 20th, 2023. It turns out that the USCIS has no record of her father being a naturalized US citizen. Therefore, this is probably why the Biden Administration’s Justice Department launched an investigation into Rep. Omar in June 2024, and why a Democrat judge signed off on a search for Rep. Omar’s home. Of course, CNN, MSNBC, and Democrat politicians will never mention any of this because it does not fit their narrative. ajkern.com/us-citizenship-an…
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Literally impossible for them to not log onto the internet and not try to scam. It's like it's a part of their DNA.
To everyone coming into my comments saying, “Indians came to our country and took our jobs” let’s get one thing straight. We got those jobs through our own skills and hard work, not because you recommended us or did us a favour. If we were qualified enough to get hired and you weren’t selected, that’s not our fault. That’s how competition works. You can’t blame Indians just because someone else got the job you wanted. Instead of complaining in my comments, work on your skills and become good enough to compete. Nobody is stopping you from applying or getting hired. If we can do it, you can too. But blaming others for your own lack of success won’t get you anywhere.
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"Sir, we have intelligence reports that underground white nationalist groups are operating on Canadian soil." "This is gravely concerning. What are they doing? Assaulting minorities? Vandalizing immigrant-run businesses? Plotting paramilitary operations against the Canadian government?" "Well no." "What then?" "The tactics vary between groups. Second Sons likes to do banner drops from freeway overpasses. Dominion Society mostly puts up a lot of posters." "With open calls for targeted violence?" "Not exactly." "Racial slurs?" "No, they're very careful to avoid anything like that." "So what do these banners and posters say?" "Second Sons is the most rhetorically provocative. Their banners say things like "CBC hates white people", or "Got bones?", which is code for residential school denialism." "Am I to understand that they publicly imply that the lived experience and oral history of Aboriginal Canadians is less than sufficient evidence for genocide?" "Their accompanying social media posts make that interpretation unavoidable, sir." "That's practically a hate crime! What about these posters from the Dominion Group?" "Dominion Society, sir. Most of them just promote the Dominion Society itself, sir. However, others contain patriotic messaging." "That's outrageous!" "I know, sir. It gets worse. Some of them promote 'remigration', which is code for sending immigrants back to their home countries." "They want to REVERSE immigration?" "It's their explicit political goal, sir." "Using violence, I assume?" "Well, not exactly, sir. Their public literature indicates that they favour a suite of policies involving financial incentives, restrictions on public aid to asylum seekers, enforcement of existing immigration laws and deportation of visa overstays, strict reductions in temporary foreign worker and student visas, and intensified immigration fraud investigation." "I've heard enough. Monstrous. Truly monstrous. This is practically terrorism!"
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Stop being dishonest. I was characterizing the racist attitudes of a particular subset of anti-H-1B agitators. Next time, post the complete, unedited exchange and let people judge it in context.
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I’ll make you a deal: if the Trump admin lied to a court to get the warrant for Omar, I promise to be as outraged as you were when the Obama admin lied to a FISA court to get a warrant to investigate Trump.
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The Guardians have a history of suffering and it’s time to set a new standard.
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Christopher Columbus put a bunch of men in three wooden boats and ventured out west not knowing where they were going or what they would find. They discovered a New World populated by a civilization living 5,000 years behind the rest of the world, who hadn't developed a written language yet, and raped, pillaged, sacrificed, and ate each other as a matter of course. Columbus brought Christianity and western civilization to that New World which led to the creation of the most advanced society in world history. The Stone Age tribesman lost and Western Civilization was born. Happy Columbus Day.
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Alright, this one can stay.
Stabbed. Robbed. Pushed onto the tracks. The subways have become a mess. Let’s stop the violence at the gates.
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1 Timothy 2:12
Our appetite for and habituation to violence will be our society’s downfall. Public executions don’t teach respect for human dignity and God’s image; they make violence a spectacle for public entertainment, and they corrupt the young and innocent. In modern America, there is no need for executions — they only breed vengeance, violence and dehumanization. Satan loves this.
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The Carolina Panthers offense through four weeks: 37 points against the Chicago Bears in Week 1. 34 points against the Atlanta Falcons in Week 2. 18 points against the Cleveland Browns in Week 3. 32 points against the Detroit Lions in Week 4.
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CLEVELAND SITS ATOP THE AFC NORTH 🤯
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Replying to @slatestarcodex
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Taps sign 👇👇
Replying to @PeteHegseth
Friendly reminder - every base commander has told you to "fuck off" and has ignored your lawful order to allow concealed carry on base from April. Every single one of them. Also, women are still in combat arms. Might as well fix that one too while you're at it.
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I am officially making the offer of my services to any cucked Western nation to act as your crime deterrent. If migrants are raping/abusing your kids, I will scalp them in full Comanche ceremonal garb on live television. I'll be the bad guy. Crime guaranteed to plummet.
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A CNN KFile investigation has uncovered since-removed posts from the past six years in which Texas GOP candidate Bo French repeatedly advocated having public executions for political opponents, including former President Barack Obama cnn.com/2026/09/28/politics/…
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JUST IN: Miami police officer Luis Hernandez makes UFC debut against convicted felon Sedriques Dumas, walks out to “Sound of da Police,” then chokes Dumas out just 57 seconds into the fight.
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