I'm the reason they made the dress code. Figured I wasn't wild when I'm in my best clothes.

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Powerful.
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Wait does anyone remember when Elon Musk turned down the Zuckerberg fight… because his mom begged him not to on Twitter? And now we know that account was just Musk roleplaying as his own mother?? So he was replying to himself begging himself not to fight Zuckerberg?
Elon accepts … also wants @joerogan to referee match.
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Did Scott Presler have gay sex in an RNC office and post the images on Craigslist? Start with a Yes / No - @grok
Scott Presler's closing message: I realize we haven't accomplished everything within two years. That's why we're asking for another two
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Nigga saw the final midterm polls and said fuck it lmaoo
JUST IN: U.S. strikes Iran’s Qeshm Island, per WSJ.
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KAT has some of the funniest statlines. 10 rebounds 2 assists 0 points... at Halftime.
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Everyone who survives nuclear war is going to get $5000
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THE MOST INCOMPETENT WAR IN HISTORY: SARAH PAINE ON TRUMP’S IRAN DISASTER Dr. Sarah Paine, a leading historian of great-power conflict and strategy, delivers a blunt verdict on the Iran war. She calls it one of the most incompetent wars in human history. The decision ignored basic principles of assessment, put maximum costs on America itself, and left permanent damage to the country’s power and alliances. This is not hindsight—it is the predictable result of hubris meeting reality. THE CORE VERDICT ➡️ “The Iran war is probably one of the most incompetent wars in human history.” ➡️ A competent war puts the costs on the enemy and minimizes them for yourself. ➡️ This one did the opposite. THE COST CATASTROPHE ➡️ It trashed the US economy. ➡️ It blew the US alliance system. ➡️ Iran is hurting, but the collateral damage is taking down the world’s economy. ➡️ That transforms the United States from a partner into an annoyance—and for many, a primary adversary—because it is threatening their economies. ➡️ “That’s breathtakingly incompetent.” THE STRATEGIC BLIND SPOT ➡️ Any serious assessment looks at the enemy’s strengths and your own weaknesses, plus everyone else who might intervene. ➡️ That was absent. ➡️ The first thing Iran would do is shut Hormuz. Narrow seas close in wartime. Ukraine already showed this with the Black Sea. ➡️ Shore artillery, mines, and other tools stop traffic. There is no mystery here. ➡️ The big naval base in Bahrain becomes unreachable. The fallback is Diego Garcia, 2,500 miles away in the middle of nowhere. “That would be a mess.” THE HUBRIS THAT MADE IT POSSIBLE ➡️ The people making the calls are historically unqualified for the job. That makes them profoundly dangerous. ➡️ Type A hubris assumes all decisions that matter happen in the United States. ➡️ Type B hubris assumes being good at one thing makes you good at everything. ➡️ Half-court tennis: you only watch your own side and never study the other team. ➡️ The Iranians understand Americans far better than Americans understand them. THE UNFEASIBLE OBJECTIVE ➡️ Trying to “solve” Iran with 90 million people was never realistic. ➡️ Nazi Germany had roughly 80 million and required an occupation force of about 1.5 million just to hold it after the war—before counting everyone else. ➡️ The goal was unattainable. Pursuing it guarantees overextension and a bad ending. ➡️ The lesson the world takes is simple: get a nuke. The war incentivized proliferation. ➡️ This was a pivotal error. The choices that existed before are gone and will not return. “We will never be the trusted partner ever again. It’s done.” THE BOTTOM LINE The Iran war did not merely fail. It maximized American costs, destroyed trust with allies, and handed every rival a clearer reason to treat the United States as a threat to their own prosperity. Competence would have contained the problem at affordable cost. Hubris chose the opposite. This is what permanent strategic damage looks like. #IranWar #SarahPaine #StrategicIncompetence #HormuzDisaster #USHubris #AllianceCollapse #CatastrophicMistake HT: YouTube The Diary Of A CEO
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'Everyone gets a puppy' party helped kill 20.000 children in Gaza btw
every significant American election be like
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I actually wouldn't be mad at this now that I think about it. Go get McDaniels from The Chargers. Bring in Tua too idc. Let the offense do whatever
At seasons end, I move on from KOC and promote Bflo to head coach We can find any OC to deliver the 30th rank offense in football Can’t lose Bflo and the number one defense
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The market will crash when Trump Attacks Iran They’re getting out early
JUST IN: Hedge funds are pulling money out of US stocks at fastest pace ever
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Being called a real man by women is actually an insult
Saggy boobs are way sexier than firm ones. Real men know this.
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An all time X response.
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Can't even tell Kyle to shut up and dribble cause you don't want him doing that either 😭
sadly, this is where we're at. a vote for the republican party isn't necessarily a vote for trump. some people vote for conservative values because they don't agree with the direction of the far left. reducing every voter to one man only feeds the division.
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two fat pigs oinking together
Queen. Icon. Legend.
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RT @RickChapterTwo: Cowboys owner Jerry Jones contributed $1 million to Trump's MAGA Inc. He gave a half a million to other Republican caus…
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#Breaking The incident in West Palm Beach is bigger than you think turn the tv off the news is lying to you here’s video from residents in the trailer park that live where this happened at …“we have evidence don’t let them lie to you”……
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The incident was a Learjet 60 crash near Military Trail in Palm Beach County that killed all 9 on board. It caused a fireball, crater in the road, damage to the trailer park and evacuations of nearby residents. abcnews.com/US/learjet-9-a… reuters.com/business/aeros… flightradar24.com/blog/flight-tr
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