roxy. principal designer of 'richard,' a video game i made w/ my brother when we were 10 to make fun of a kid named richard.

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Replying to @falseroxy
the T in LGBT stands for "three stooges getting hurt for real"
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other peoples' reply guys make me sick to my stomach.
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i have the most self-esteem possible and i'm here to tell you that there is dick that great. i could tag 3 people right now and that's just twitter users.
Nobody's dick is that great, there's no such thing as being dickmatized. Some of you just have attachment issues and low self esteem.
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Saw someone in response to the bisexual men discourse say something along the lines of “oh so you like the taste of other men’s assholes if you like bi men” and I just want to say yeah some of us do. I love bi men. If you’re not down pass the controller.
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i'm gonna fuck all three because i'm a hoochie
fuck marry kill soup salad sandwich
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i have a full normal happy life full of people and stuff and we just test frequently, mask indoors in public places, and don't hang out if we're sick. it's like 5-10 mins of effort a week. if you don't want to do it you can just say that and 99% of people already agree with you.
I feel for severely ill immunocompromised ppl and recoil at the ridicule they get, but permanent full-on COVID caution is unsustainable if you still can and try to maintain a semblance of a normal life. It's social suicide and a completely nonexistent concept outside the west
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there's like 300 covid-conscious people in america and people are acting like they're a dangerous oppressive mob. everyone already agrees with you about not taking any precaution. it's not their fault if someone chastising you about it on the computer makes you self-conscious
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i wish i had started smoking weed earlier (i started at like, 41) because it helps my pain AND anxiety so much. and also expands my mind so i can think creative stuff about the three stooges.
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need more submissive and breedable men in my inbox tbh
it’s always submissive this, breedable that but never “may I please bring you dinner and feed your cats for you while you work for 12 hours?”
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That’s the stuff
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i’m protected in ways i don’t even understand to be quite honest.
I’m protected in ways you probably will never fully understand.
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new updated menu prices ✨
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my types are: bald with glasses, long hair 90s guy, and true fuck-up who reminds me of my father.
I wanna do that “Share 4 pics that expose your taste in men” trend but it’s easier to just say the main cast of Sinners and the main cast of Romeo + Juliet. Both fabulous movies if you love men. Diverse groups of men. I love men. All types.
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good evening demento nation ! i'm still sick but feeling a lot better, but i'm still going to take it easy tonight. i'm not even going to paint my nails, i'm just going to read and text. i need to eat 1 activia and 2 hardboiled eggs before 9pm and i think i can do it !
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inventing the chicken lady from first principles
“You can’t be funny without being offensive” Meanwhile...
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i was just very sick for over a week from a medication interaction, and now i have a cold, and i'm having a crampy PCOS period when my period just ended 9/13 if you want to cheer me up ! capp roxannl vmo $roxannl
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i've seen like ten versions of the 'lesbians are boring wokescolds and gay guys are drug addicted whores' post since yesterday. amazing current observation, seinfeld
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working on it ! 🍑
It’s fat butt Friday. I hope everybody with a fat butt has a great day.
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it doesn't sound like you go to many events tbh
I think the core problem is that lesbian events often sound like 200 level gender studies classes and gay guy events are like “Cocaine Thursdays<3”
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this is extra funny cause you know his hand probably covers the pic of mamdani when he holds the sign
Hell Gate reporters are out in the streets talking to the people.
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i literally was just reminiscing about my boneless ankle boots. the soles were like, cardboard.
Yall remember these boneless boots we used to wear in the 2010s? Had em in every color too.
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