Thank gawd Talarico's girlfriend is only a vegan and not married like Ken Paxton's girlfriend.

May 30, 2026 · 12:30 PM UTC

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Thank gawd she’s over 18 unlike the Epstein class.
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MAGA pervs are simply jealous. Youth versus corrupt old man. Texas is in play...
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Runaway CA democrats want to keep voting like retards in red TEXAS 😂 ❤️ #MAGA 🇺🇸 @TexasGOP 👌
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The secret to happiness for these egotistical GOP men is to convince themselves that women really want them for their looks.
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How fuck’d up is it that he consistently votes against her safety (all women’s safety) and rights? I mean what misogynistic POS. And you’re a fucking prick for backing someone like that.

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Jimmy TelaFreako aka... Norman Bates is weird super creepy and fits in perfectly with the weird creepy Dem party
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I cannot believe the number of Libs taking a stupid victory lap that Talarico had his paid staffer pose as his girlfriend. You guys really are as stupid as I think. Can’t tell a beard when you see one?
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And he's a straight man but met her in a gay bar where she's a dancer. And he only speaks in Party buzz phrases like "neighbors with uteruses". And claims to be Christian but openly mocks God. And poses his "girlfriend" in front of a red, white and blue painted fence. How gullible can you be Dev?
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So since this guy is a "good Christian" he's being chaste and celibate until marriage, right? If not he's no better than Paxton.
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Vegan in Texas is a choice. Beef is king.
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God is binary, eh?
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His campaign girlfriend
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A vegan lobbyist beard.
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I wonder which of Talarico’s 6 imaginary genders his gf is?
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This is the dude who thinks the SAVE Act is a poll tax because he doesn’t believe people should show ID to vote. Nobody gives a fuck who Ken Paxton fucks. Nobody really gives a fuck who Talarico bends over the couch for either. But I do care about voter fraud. Vote for Paxton.
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You spelled Beard wrong
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So she's the one that makes him hate his witness, and as a vegan, forced him to do a vegan campaign.. well he's no leader at all, she leads him around by the nose, like a pet bull.. he's a follower, not a leader 😆
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Sure thing. Nothing to see here. Just a regular gay dude with an unproportionally attractive woman.
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FKP!!!
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Nobody cares about your fake news
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Talarico loses by a lanslide
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Her families slave owning history is gonna be a problem.
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The right prefers that their politicians have affairs not be vegan
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She's with a trans man...
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