CEO of batshit ~ VA and Sillyman (29)

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The masculine urge to become a cautionary tale 💪
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My delusional ass recognises your delusional dreams.
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going to rehab because I’m addicted to the shindig
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Love isn't complicated if it is expressed with the touch of understanding
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Don’t waste your time and energy trying to get to know someone when they don’t care enough to get to know you.
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I wake up and the sun is always right there staring at me omg literally so obsessed with me stalker
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Being popular doesn't mean your not an idiot.
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“This wine has been aged for decades” Me trying to sound sophisticated: I can taste the old
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Threats are just goth promises
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i want to stand in the middle of a dumb fucking corn field and scream
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I’m out here with a butterfly net collecting meaningful moments, making up for the ones I let pass me by.
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The date was going splendidly until she asked me to start converting fractions.
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Whispering sweet fucks offs in your ear.
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I'm between personalities
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RT @Henry_3000: He looks the kind of guy whose preparations for a first date includes looking for a suitable clearing in the forest.
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RT @CushieButt: pizza for lunch (medicinal)
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"Tits or ass"? The way she carries her melancholy bro
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Put your mouth on me, Mayor McCheese
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*wakes up in rubble of collapsed building* *this feels right*
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hey who wrote douche bag on my fanny pack
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