sorry i'm not the needle in the haystack instagram.com/strudelboots (featuring my one-eyed cat from the hood plus me cleaning urinals)

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running feels great unless you compare it to not running
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There are more stars in the heavens than on all the fleas on all the dogs at this dog park.
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You can't say a Chia Pet doesn't try hard.
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so I lived in the olden days when you could tap on someone's x account, look at their rts & immediately know if they were cool or disgusting why isn't that a thing anymore
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Let's do this slowly, cuz I've been burned many times before. Me, to my new lighter.
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A real simulation wouldn’t be this dumb.
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fleas carry bubonic plague spread the word
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Give a man a hamburger and you’ll feed him for a day; teach a man to burgle ham and you’ll feed him for as long as he can steal pigs.
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When the bigger star (with a lesser role) is listed ahead of the lead actor (who's less well known), I don't like that.
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I’m still writing “bubonic” on my plagues.
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What’s everyone wearing to the plague. I never know what to wear to these things.
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Trying to use up what’s left in these gel pens before buying a new beautiful pack. Because goals.
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Ordered some headshots from Flock.
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RT @Camel_Crushin: The older I get the more I understand why my mom would leave her Christmas tree up all year.
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God bless the coworkers that share their pain pills.
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Where the fuck is my sewing kit?
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My tweets still do well here, I'm disappointed in you all.
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I'm like if 2007 Britney and 2026 Britney had a baby
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I took you off mute. Don't get stupid now.
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You're not special. 8 billion others hate Monday too.
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Walked into the office monday morning and said "One of you will betray me", and then sat down at my cubicle.
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