Waterlogged tree stump and official spokes-stump for the office of Abdias Bagidasov
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There is much worth speaking of that cannot be stated directly...
However, for the observant, there is more to hear than can be funneled into a billion eager ears
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When I die, I hope they do an autopsy and peel me open like a Babybel to reveal all of the cheese I've eaten.
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The devil went down to Ottumwa, he was looking for a soul to steal...
But he got lost in a corn maze and then the hogs ate him. The end.
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Saw a fashion article titled, "How to wear white after Labor Day."
I already know how: With brazen impudence.
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"you're so mature"
thanks i actually keep everything to myself and slowly go insane <333
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My kid sleeps til noon, does nothing all day and brings in very little money. I never dreamed he’d follow in my footsteps.
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Writing another romantic love poem - what rhymes with "my tumescent yogurt howitzer sinking into your sodden sausage wallet?"
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