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east tennessee
RT @m4ddyness: may all women divorce their evil abusive husbands
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And I’m here to discuss it
why is no one ever talking about how pretty valkyries player, #6, kaila charles is
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my grandma keeps going to the doctor to get various paranoias checked out and sent home with a “nothing is wrong” and she’s like i guess it’s just a mystery. no, nothing is wrong!
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my best friend moved into a camper because infrastructure is collapsing and she’s always ahead of the curve and she doesn’t have reliable internet so i wrote her resume for her and everyone should have their best friend write their resume it’s so fun
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she’s installing a composting toilet and i’m like ummm when the grid goes down i’m going to just end it
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if you live with someone with ADHD and they say "i'm putting this in a safe spot," take it out of their hands. that item is about to leave this dimension.
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because i am mentally ill it does affect me when people tell me over and over again to kill myself but i just have to remember that my beautiful lesbian life is so much more than what they have bc if they were as beloved as me they wouldn’t act like that
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when you are the center of a sexy butch’s world maybe you can become the sort of person who doesn’t tell other lesbians to kill themselves because of imaginary intracommunity harm
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so....this is eugenics
Because of federal rules, children covered by Medicaid won't be able to access vaccines that are no longer recommended by the federal government, even as children with private insurance will. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/r…
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can’t stop thinking about economical bear meat spaghetti
Replying to @of_red_lions
Sorry. Yes. Here in California we are forced to economize in everyday possible and since bears are abundant and the tags are only $60 it remains our cheapest source of red meat.
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handsome gretel retweeted
NEW LIFE RUINING VOCAL STIM JUST DROPPED OH GODDDDJDHDHSHSHSJSHAHAHAJAHAJAJAJJA
Lady Gaga’s reaction to someone smoking in the front row 😭
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ate them both up and shit them out so
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doja has lipedema and gets lipo to treat it which is actually like a free BBL if you think about it
the difference between a real body and a bbl body is so scary
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It's too bad learning about ruby ridge makes people crazy, it really is something more people should spend time thinking about to understand why things are the way they are now
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posts like this annoy me so much because bakeries have existed for 2000 years, surely a little humility would allow you to assume they worked out that it’s not cost effective by now
Can someone explain why so many bakeries close before people with regular jobs even get off work? I promise you there is a huge population of exhausted people at 6 PM who would happily exchange money for a croissant.
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literally my dog keeps me up all night on raccoon patrol and it’s broken me
sorry for fighting with gen z lesbians all day, my cat wakes me up every 3 hours and the sleep deprivation is giving me brain damage
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well if you’ve ever needed to douche, you might find there is no easy fleet
every day i am surprised by the turns of phrase developed in our largely post-literate society. like i just saw a woman on instagram describe something as “no easy fleet”
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This is killing me sjdbsndjxhejfkh
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literally everyone who isn't with me rn misses me
no they dont miss you even a little
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Long as it’s tonight and not tomorrow. Dream in 3.
NY Liberty bounce back tonight
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