inventor of Pepsi Max™️, fka mr worldwide

Sydney, New South Wales
so many people are afraid to have a sandwich for dinner
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roosters fans
if i was a hometown sports announcer i would be saying stuff about the opponents like "these are evil people, these are not good human beings”
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me 10 years ago wishing for DCE to win another premiership
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disgusting
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can the roosters put up wharfie time
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You gotta see what this is in reply to lmao
Replying to @MildCuthbert
Why don't you just leave Australia already, everything you post is the most anti Australian posts I have ever read.
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Replying to @MildCuthbert
Yeah because you don't understand what the Zinger box means to the ordinary Australian. If you are not engaged with that culture then it just shows how you alienated from the soil you stand on. Just leave already and go to Qatar where you belong.
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objectively a hilarious way for timbaland to respond
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if they televised D&D they’d have a VB Bard Earned Index
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wonder if erin patterson has seen phantom thread
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[to tune of born in the USA] slugged, by the RBA!!
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the RBA every month
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let’s see if the tonya harding approach works out for the knights
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Dark Kitchens sound like a much cooler thing than it actually is
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em of watson
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continuing my weekend ritual of sipping a piccolo and pretending I’m a giant having a regular-sized coffee
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the regular-size wife
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normal size gelato
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stay away from me! 🎶
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very boring but i am enjoying the mild symmetry of my last week’s step count
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back on my symmetrical(ish) bullshit!!!
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at a beach in southern puglia and saw a small boy fall over himself while carrying an inflatable toy, and then gesture back to his parents as if he was tripped. i think this explains why the national team has missed the last 3 world cups.
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granita limone is a beautiful name for a girl
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