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I once had a dream Josephine Teo looked at me like this as she handed me keys to my new BTO before she brutally forced me onto the unpacked IKEA bed and raped me until my lampah was sucked dry and my lanjiao rubbed raw from her cao jibai
The answer to every challenge lies in your heart.
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3rd generation destroys the wealth; and we are in the 3rd generation now Singapore must undergo a turning of the generations to find its soul once more, alongside the likely volatile world changes over the next 15-20 years, our neutrality and stance may also change, our friendly neighbors may become hostile; and perhaps through the brimstone and fire of war can the soul of the country be reborn. As a Chinese majority country our Chinese genetics and demographics determine our future. As we continue to be replaced by PRCs who are even more cutthroat and copycat stealing than the original Chinese Singaporeans, our soul will be lost even more. There may be some hope, but it requires a new political party to arise and galvanise the nation to new heights. We must also expand our lands aggressively. One strives because the environment forces it, not because one has to… a crab does not pick at other crabs in the deep blue ocean, only within the barrel it is placed… Singaporeans love each other, but need an environment where the capacity for their love is appreciated and not used as a tool to pwn each other….
This has been in my mind all day so braindumping it - The rise of the Asian striver marks the end of the entrepreneurship subculture. Necessary reading is: meaningness.com/geeks-mops-s… The core premise here is the generalization (stereotype, but very much true) that Asians are not creative in general and are , more importantly, the closest you can get to specced out Pokemon in reality. As a Singaporean (so I can speak from deep experience) the Asian is meant to be specced out in whatever vertical - first engineers in the semicon boom in 1990s, then doctors and lawyers in the birth of corporate countries in 2000s. Even in the more creative arts, they are made to achieve the best of their potential - ie. forced to take violin lessons 4h/day from the age of 6 All this means the generic asian is actually a sociopath bred for success in the vertical. Only able to measure their worth quantitatively, Asians turn toward accolades, awards, prestige - and in a late stage capitalistic society, high status has been distilled down to a single number: networth. Now the engineers, doctors and lawyers are actually net good for society though - they allow for progress and improvements in quality of lived all across the world. So for most of it, actually its not that bad and pretty good Now enter the entrepreneur subculture. This was a subculture that didn't exist sub-2000s, and was very much a budding nerdfest in 2000s - go watch videos of DoorDash's Ycom, or any company before 2010. Entrepreneurship was very much focused on "making the world a better place" through "innovation and creativity" (two things Asians are *generally* bad at) And it was never about the money. Obviously, due to numerous factors - late stage capitalism + the asymmetric opp presented in investing in early stage companies + the man 10,000x'es, this became a culture that were perverted by sociopaths (finance geeks). But thats not bad in itself because thats the deal entrepreneurs have to make - to give their company for funding; it is just business But what we now see, however, is the end state where the original sociopaths (financiers) are now being EXTRACTED by the specced out Asian who is made to play the game by the book to its game-theoretically optimal endstate! See: YCombinators startups by Asians in 2026. I have seen at least 5 "AI Agent" startups, 2 "Quant Finance AI" startups and many more. Asians are incredible at just taking the current process and speccing the fuck out of it. Think I'm being too racist and broad? That's literally what the Chinese market is known for. China doesn't innovate, they just better the process, bring costs lower than anyone u can compete with. Go visit their manufacturing processes and factories and you'll know what I mean. Haven't you seen the countless Chinese ads on IG showing their precision engineering, LCD lights, and many others? Or even the one about prestigious high end brands (Gucci, Louis Vuitton, etc.) and the factories where they're made. So all this is to say, which ever space Asians enter is almost always in its end state. The caveat is the space they enter always needs to have some sort of north star / accolade to chase - be it number, status, prestige, etc. But obviously this is not a bad thing because you ARE getting specced out Pokemon for whatever vertical. The downside is just you get very little original creativity whatsoever, hence the emergence of 20 agentic SaaS companies Such is life! CC: @hoeflator to validate, or maybe provide counter points
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Semen retention is probably one of the most retarded and idiotic memes that keeps on being proliferated the more retarded and stupid the world gets. You will not unlock any sort of abilities or transcendence not nutting if your health and general lifestyle is shit. There is basically 0.000001% chance that you “preserving your seed” for a year will unlock any sort of psychic or latent amazing skill or ability possible. You have no idea how retarded it is to see how many dudes fall victim to this shit. Don’t goon. Have sex. Space cowboy.
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This was my cousin. He suffers from autism and a deep hentai addiction. Sg society rly has issues these days man…
Man allegedly recorded Raffles Institution girls with 'smart glasses' near Marymount MRT station bit.ly/3VvLENb
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Smelling women that are ovulating in public then asking them to read their pulse out of medical curiosity peater
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Statistically speaking this is impossible. The upper means for a mongoloid male (assuming non central Asian with other racial admixture ) is likely 7.5 inches, assuming a 20% growth via various means (pump/priapism/clamping) gives at most 9 inches. Realistically, it’s more like 8 if we’re generous. Beyond that, asian penises are more compacted tissue wise once erect than other races, and point at a curved 45 degree angle on average. So despite the lesser length, getting the hard shaped object down your throat will take some practice. You may want to invert your throat position to better accommodate the curvature. As Asians are renowned for their lack of hip control I also hope you have a strong gag reflex.
me opening jungkook’s legs to devour that 12 inch dick
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10y this 10y that U don’t have tenure yet bro, y u care so much ah…
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This is one of my church uncles. After his son left for Midwest USA (some shit Uni) and refused to come back he snapped. Stopped working corporate and pivoted to selling stuff via WhatsApp groups. My mother orders 2kg spare ribs for Bak Kut teh from him quite often actually…
SFA investigating after group spotted selling raw meat at Sengkang void deck bit.ly/4yalL3V
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Before scamming and rug pulling were taken over by crypto developers, women pioneered the art of extraction to a molecular degree…
There’s no fucking way this is the same hypergamy we were dealing with a few years ago This has got to be Hypergamy 2 or something…
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In convo w a friend I was asked about ginseng quality. Having blown the GDP of small African dictatorships on various expensive herbs over the years, here is my simple $0.02: - Chinese is always better than American, semi-wild or wild, if you want a yin tonifying herb, Shi Hu is good - 10-15 year old roots are good enough for most, 15-20 year is better, 30 year is just boasting and for fun since you can just increase the amount for the younger roots for similar boosts in energy. - ginseng is very yang rising which will cause issues if you overtake it past a few days, you want it in smaller tonifying amounts to not overwhelm your body. Ideally pair it with herbs that push it down and consolidate the qi vs just frying your CNS. Yang must always be anchored. - heavy metal risks are real the older they get, you can get the healing effects from decocting 2-3g of root (as powder or tea) without doing the 37 gram go-to for decoctions to reduce exposure. Even less is needed tbh. - the most expensive herbs don’t fix bad sleep, diet, or lifestyle routine. If you are working 20h days, your body will eventually break and only rest will resolve the longstanding issues that causes. Some are constitutionally stronger than others, but most in this generation are weaker/compromised from toxic soil/food/water/jabs. Okay back to shitposting….
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Hoeflator/LJB | Yishun's Greatest Poet | COE/GCB retweeted
Sharing this because I faced a very similar situation before.. If it wasn't because of a stranger calling the police who subsequently sent me to the hospital.. I probably wouldn't be here. I was 15. I didn't get her name. I can't remember what she looks like. My life was a blur at that time and I barely want to remember it. I was crying alone at the bus interchange, at 2am in the morning. She walked past and saw me. She came over, held my hands, and gave me a hug. "Everything will be okay." She waited with me until the police came. I wouldn't experience my life today, if it wasn't for her. And I'm forever grateful. I've been paying it forward ever since. You never know what someone else is facing at home or in their life. Lead with love. Help someone else feel like they matter in this world. Everyone else can be assholes, but you can be the spark to change someone else's world.
I will not do the sinkie pwn sinkie story. I will do the sinkie lifts up sinkie story. When I was 10 and had to go for violin lesson on a Friday afternoon after a long week of school and tuition classes and wanted to jump off the 5th floor of the school building, my math teacher stopped me, called my mother, and I think for the first time in what was years I didn't go for a violin lesson that week and had a bit of rest. When she went through the EOY paper with me after the exams later that year she said to me "See LJB, life isn't so bad" and that moment has stuck with me even 4 decades later. The next year after that, I got into a big fight with one of my classmates and ran off and hid in a school staircase, but the pri sch counsellor found me, calmed me down and in subsequent counselling sessions taught me some basic breathing exercises to help with stress and lowering my heart rate. He also seemed quite concerned with the amount of stress I was harboring at that age already. I think we are a nation of good people, even if our actions and words sometimes seem otherwise. Through the pwnage there is love for each other. sinkie lift sinkie pls. No more pwning. We must love each other as one united ppl... ♥️
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Imma put @trybloo on my MYC and report back how it goes #biohacking #darkpeating #prolactinBYElactin
Methylene blue lowered blood prolactin by 65%, nearly tripled pituitary dopamine, and partially prevented estradiol-induced pituitary enlargement in rats. After 21 days, male rats given methylene blue had 65% lower blood prolactin than controls: 1.7 vs. 4.9 ng/mL. Dopamine in the anterior pituitary was 2.7 times higher. In rats treated with estradiol, methylene blue also partially prevented pituitary enlargement and reduced prolactin buildup inside the gland. The dopamine increase occurred without a detectable increase in dopamine synthesis. DOI: 10.1016/S0304-3940(01)01752-9.
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The Internet age and its consequences for Asian female hypergamy have been an unmitigated disaster. It is quite likely Asia regresses into the Great Wall and Sakoku era over the next few decades. Perhaps the reason our race never conquered the world and chose to hide in our corner of the oblong planet was that we subconsciously knew our women would betray us at the first chance possible, rendering any of our herculean attempts to impose Heaven on Earth naught but a fickle joke for the cosmos above.
ドイツの滞在年数が伸びるにつれて、やっぱり西ヨーロッパ諸国にいるアジア系女性はアジア系男性を意図的に避けているという確信が強まっていっている
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Tbh that clip of McCartney chewing gum talking about weed was enough proof that he’s probably an arse irl bc anyone with a modicum of respect for others would close their mouth and not chew like an uncle from the most rural village in Anhui, China
I love the story about Phil Collins not being a Beatles fan anymore after he met Paul McCartney bc Paul was super condescending and treated him like a fangirl and Phil Collins was like I’m f****** Phil Collins I don’t need this
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I will not do the sinkie pwn sinkie story. I will do the sinkie lifts up sinkie story. When I was 10 and had to go for violin lesson on a Friday afternoon after a long week of school and tuition classes and wanted to jump off the 5th floor of the school building, my math teacher stopped me, called my mother, and I think for the first time in what was years I didn't go for a violin lesson that week and had a bit of rest. When she went through the EOY paper with me after the exams later that year she said to me "See LJB, life isn't so bad" and that moment has stuck with me even 4 decades later. The next year after that, I got into a big fight with one of my classmates and ran off and hid in a school staircase, but the pri sch counsellor found me, calmed me down and in subsequent counselling sessions taught me some basic breathing exercises to help with stress and lowering my heart rate. He also seemed quite concerned with the amount of stress I was harboring at that age already. I think we are a nation of good people, even if our actions and words sometimes seem otherwise. Through the pwnage there is love for each other. sinkie lift sinkie pls. No more pwning. We must love each other as one united ppl... ♥️
My peak Sinkie pwn Sinkie story was when I won the BTO lottery years ago and was invited to select a flat. When I went to the HDB officer's cubicle to select my unit, I saw an 8th floor unit that was available (8 is a lucky number) and was prepared to lock in my choice. I heard the couple in the neighboring cubicle (one queue number ahead of us) loudly discussing, and then selecting the unit on the same stack, but on the 9th floor. Their HDB officer then exclaimed that her computer froze and she needed to reboot it. In a split second decision, I let my Singaporean programming take over and quickly (and quietly) changed my choice to the 9th floor unit instead. I giggled with glee as I heard the officer in the neighboring cubicle inform them that the unit was no longer available. I slept the best I ever had that night.
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I literally know a dude who didn't nut for like 200 days and none of this happened to him while Genghis Khan was busting 8 nuts a day into your average village concubine and still conquered the world. Skill issue and I don't even need to look at the account origin to know this was written in the 3rd world.
Women are highly attracted to male energy, more than us men will ever realize. Us males see other men in black and white but women see us men in terms of full spectrum HD color. They can sense things about us that we cant understand. When you practice Semen Retention women feel an aura about you that makes them feel like you have what they need. They dont understand it is still semen so they mistake it for status or popularity or money. All they know is you somehow have what they want. Semen Retention makes you appear to women like you have exactly what they desire in a man no matter if that thing is popularity status or money. Semen Retention also makes your eyes appear flirtatious even if you don't realize it. On Semen Retention you become a man that women can make eye contact with and get lost in your eyes, and they interpret that as lust. Some women even interpret it as love. Semen Retention is dangerous. Use it with caution because you will start to appear like you have everything women want.
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Landed owner but must still pwn other sinkie. Truly one of us...
My Sinkie pwn Sinkie petty story begins on one random night where I was reversing back into my house. I probably took 1 or 2 more adjustments as I'm terrible at parking and the gate was a bit wonky. And I get honked and high-beamed. Alright, not going to get out and ask if you want to pick a fight right outside my house. Maybe it's some loser PHV driver, whatever man. I take it and just reverse back. And oh it turns out to be someone from the next avenue/street. Not a neighbour per se, but I've gone past his house at times while walking my dog and it's not a common car/somewhat unique carplate number. I then make it my routine to always walk my dog past his house all the time to pee on his plants outside. And because his house is right at the edge where it tapers into another road, there's a white line there - no parking. He parks his other car outside there and honestly there's no obstruction, just legalistic things. Of course, I always report on OneService app whenever I see his car illegally parked there and oof that little thrill when you get an update on the app that enforcement action has been taken. At that tax bracket, you could probably pay the fines perpetually and continue parking there but after a week or 2, he started mainly squeezing both cars into his driveway or parking the other further down the street (legally). I don't believe in an eye for an eye. There's interest involved when you ignite my inner Anton Chigurh. The real fun was when I concurrently started emailing BCA about the illegal extensions from the side of his house and his porch. And always following up every month or 2. I think it was about over a year before those extensions were removed, all while doing my dog peeing stuff and reporting of illegal parking when it happened - got a lot less regular. A common misconception people think about pettiness or vengeance is that it consumes you, makes you feel angry or filled with hatred. That's just getting ragebaited. Have a plan, know what you have to do to screw someone over and stick to it without emotional attachment. I don't think I was even ticked off anymore about the honking and high-beaming by Day 3 but hey, a debt is a debt.
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Hoeflator/LJB | Yishun's Greatest Poet | COE/GCB retweeted
Be grateful. Be grateful that you’re healthy. Be grateful you’re not on the front line of a war. Be grateful you can eat when you’re hungry. Most importantly, EXPRESS gratitude in your relationships. Tell your mom how much you loved the Christmas gift she gave you when you were 9. Tell your dad how grateful you are that you got to grow up feeling safe. Tell your girlfriend how good her cooking is — and how sexy she looks in that dress. Tell your wife how impressed you are by how quickly she learns, and how big her heart is when it comes to family. Tell your boyfriend how lucky you feel to be safe around him. Telling the people close to you exactly why you love and appreciate them will make both of you happier. You’re planting seeds of satisfaction. And one completely unrelated sex tip: When she’s on top, don’t just let her bounce up and down. Half the time nobody feels much. Grab her hips and make it more of a back-and-forth grinding motion. Thank me later.
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“If I had bought this if I had rotated that” bro if my lanjiao was huge it wouldn’t be a modest yellow cock would it
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Hoeflator/LJB | Yishun's Greatest Poet | COE/GCB retweeted
Eh Lan Jiao You afraid to buy the chart that has pump already ah? I tell you la bro this market you don't add to losers okay cananot? You got to add to the winners. You see the pump come you got to embrace the pump. You look for the God candle you look for the Lee Kuan Yew candle your GCB candle GCB candle come only if you top-blast! You never whack how you gonna make money one? You ate in the trenches, but then you ate all the rugs never ate the pump! The pump will come to you if you embrace the pump. Sibei jialat la all these guys they see the pump they scared their cuckoojiao shrink your cuckoojiao need to pump with the pump god candle la bro
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As a Chinese dude whenever I swing a sword, pole, or daggers in the park this never happens and it’s just police officers coming up to ask if they can give the weapons a try Perks of the race, one supposes
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