What she doesn't know about absolutely nothing, ain't worth knowing! Satirist. buymeacoffee.com/intellady Merch:intel-lady.teemill.com/

Lovely to see Honey G back on the scene after successfully transitioning. Her rap game is as strong as ever.....
Jethro Sheeran raps to Piers Morgan, before claiming he's a better rapper and songwriter than his cousin Ed Sheeran. Piers: 'What you just did illustrates why he's a global superstar and you're not.' Full interview 👇 📺 piped.video/Kbmlv_HtrqI @piersmorgan | @ALONESTAR1
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MPs were recently given chances to stop the puberty blockers trial. This is the proportion of each party that voted to allow it to continue: Conservative: 0%
Reform: 0% Lib Dem: 77.5% Labour: 86.4%
Green: 100% Left-wing parties cannot be trusted to safeguard children.
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I don’t recall these thugs being arrested, rushed through the court, the Judge making an example of them after the Home Secretary threatened the "full force of the law". 🤔
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What Del Somerville did was wrong. But a 2 year prison sentence is obviously two-tier. Why is the British state punishing protestors harder than illegal migrants who break into our county and commit appalling crimes? Why do judges apply the principle of deterrence to sentencing protestors, and not to the illegal migrants who are terrorising women and girls across our country? Somerville got 2 years for swearing aggressively at the police and throwing a plastic bottle towards them. But for context: Maqbil Dhaheri arrived on a small boat and was sentenced in April 2026 for sexually assaulting a nurse. He escaped prison with a 12 month community order. Hussein Almiyyahi arrived in a small boat in April 2024 and was sentenced in May 2026 for four counts of sexual assaulting three women. He was sentenced to 12 months in prison. Tadi Alemeyeha arrived in July 2025 and was sentenced in February 2026 for sexually assaulting a woman and then threatening to keep her silent. He was sentenced for 18 months. This is why the British state has a legitimacy crisis. It exerts far more effort suppressing people’s concerns about immigration than actually fixing it. Reform will ensure the British government actually serves the British people again.
Man jailed after throwing a plastic bottle and swearing at police during protests in Portsmouth Del Somerville, 42, has been jailed for two years at Portsmouth Crown Court after pleading guilty to violent disorder after throwing a plastic bottle and swearing at police during an anti-migrant protest in Portsmouth, Hampshire, on September 6.
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I remember a time when it was all Psalms, the Lord's prayer, sermons with scripture, communion & blessings followed by a slightly out of time organ as the congregation sang 'How great thou art' etc. Now it's murder parties & human sacrifice 🤷🏻
Replying to @Protestia
Churchill Park United Church of Winnipeg held the ceremony for Betty Sanguin, who suffered from Lou Gehrig’s disease, but was otherwise healthy and alert. The typical sanctuary seating was removed and replaced by comfortable chairs, tables, flowers and a recliner, which Sanguin sat in during the event as people came and went throughout the day to say their goodbyes. Friends and family visited her, with trips from her adult daughters and grandchildren. The chemical injection to hasten death began at 1 p.m. An hour later, she was dead.
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This is the perfect example of why you don’t bend the knee in any way shape or form to the left. In the end the left eats its own.
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🚨Bailed for an alleged rape.. 👇👇 Syrian national Ahmad Hania, 27, in court accused of raping a 15-year-old schoolgirl and sexually assaulting another teenager at a Kenilworth hotel. Denies all charges. Not remanded — bail continued. Trial not until August 2028. birminghammail.co.uk/news/mi…
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Dear CPS, Please confirm if you have charged the 80,000 + illegals who have invaded our country since the general election? Please confirm why it is a crime to try to stop such illegality by doing the job the police & Border Force should be doing? Please confirm why you think this is in the public interest. Millions will think the opposite, that you are bringing our justice system into disrepute and destroying people’s confidence in it. Weird how you took many months to charge the Manchester Airport thugs for assault against police officers. (Only after I started a private criminal prosecution) Yet you rush this through in days? Seriously?
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While Ed Milliband & our Andy are showing the world what Us Labours are all about at the UN General Assembly, back in the UK, 'summer of sex' MP Samantha Niblett has been talking about her favourite subject....again. #Parody
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I can't get a single week off with this lot....
It’s 2026, does anyone really care that the summer of sex MP is bi? Can we normalise MPs just cracking on with their jobs and keeping their sex lives private?
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The Duke of Dimwittedness being absolutely mullered by technology. A very modern take on the Clinton body count theory.....
Prince Harry, addressing the Clinton Global Initiative’s annual meeting in New York, was only able to deliver half of his planned address after an apparent glitch with the autocue machine. His speech on the dangers of AI was cut short ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/royal-family…
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I decided the Rory Stewart clip wasn't quite creepy enough, so a new element was added to punctuate the creepiness.
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Prince Harry has been patron of WellChild since 2007. After nearly twenty years, he still cannot describe what the charity does. At this year’s awards he was asked, in effect, how exhausted parents get a break. His answer was not specialist nurses, funded respite, or the Better at Home training that helps families safely care for seriously ill children at home. It was this: parents need a day off and a night off and a date. So find your neighbour. Or your neighbour’s neighbour. “Train them up.” Learn to look after their child. Knock on the door. They can ring you and say they need a few hours. “It’s like, I’m there.” That is not an explanation of WellChild. It is word salad delivered with the confidence of a man who has never had to be the neighbour. WellChild exists because these children are not ordinary babysitting situations. Some have complex medical needs requiring specialist equipment, medication and highly skilled care. The charity’s specialist nurses and Better at Home programme help families develop the skills to care for their children safely at home. It provides specialist support and works to give families access to respite because informal goodwill is not a care plan. Harry flattened all of that into a village fete. “Community” is a beautiful word when you have never needed the clinical version of it. He grew up with nannies, protection officers and a household built around his needs. He now lives behind gates with private security. He has spent years arguing that his own children cannot safely visit their family in Britain. Yet the same man is telling British parents of medically complex children that real support looks like handing their child to someone down the road whom they have “trained up.” The language gives him away. “Train up” is how you speak about staff. Not a neighbour you recruit for date night. Combined with “I’m there,” it is the performance of usefulness from a life that has never had to be the person who stays. This would be merely tone-deaf if he were a passing celebrity. He is the patron. He has visited WellChild programmes and spoken extensively about the pressures faced by these families. Then the microphone went live and the organisation he is supposed to represent disappeared behind a TED Talk about knocking on doors. That does the families a second disservice. Their problem is not that Britain forgot how to be neighbourly. Their problem is the need for trained support, reliable respite and people who know what to do when a child’s medical needs cannot be handled by good intentions. When the patron turns that into date-night advice, he makes a complex care problem sound like a community-spirit problem. It isn’t. WellChild’s work is serious. It deserves a patron who can explain that work clearly and understand why it matters. After nearly two decades, “find your neighbour’s neighbour” is not the answer. It is a remarkably revealing description of how little the patron seems to understand the difference between a village and a care plan.
opinionated russian🇷🇺☦️
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RT @StevoLaughton: Odd isn’t it, which things the BBC thinks “work today”?
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We have a government that has the audacity to claim they care about women and girls safety. If that's the case, why is a grooming gang survivor being left to fend for herself without a safe place for herself & her children? Despicable.
We need your help to rebuild our lives and someone has made a go fund me up to help us. I never imagined I would have to write something like this. For years, I have fought to be heard, not just for myself, but for other survivors of child sexual exploitation who have been failed by the systems that were supposed to protect us. I survived years of abuse as a child. In 2019, nine men were convicted and sentenced for offences against me. I thought that, finally, a chapter of my life was coming to an end. It wasn't. Since speaking publicly about what happened to me, I have continued to campaign for accountability, better safeguarding and justice for victims. I have worked with people across the political spectrum, spoken publicly, supported other survivors and pushed for the failures surrounding cases like mine to be properly examined. But there has been a devastating personal cost. Following the release of my offenders, my family and I have faced serious safety concerns, including harassment, stalking and threats. We have had to flee our home and relocate for our safety. We are now homeless again. We have been moved from place to place, spent weeks in temporary accommodation and are currently in unstable and unsuitable housing. Our finances have also been severely affected, leaving us struggling to meet even basic living costs. I have five children who depend on me. My priority is making sure they are safe, secure and able to have some normality again. I never wanted to ask strangers for money. I have spent much of my life trying to stand on my own two feet. But right now, I need help. The money raised will go towards safe accommodation, moving and relocation costs, essential household items, food, travel, clothing, children's needs and other basic living expenses while we try to rebuild our lives. Anything you can give will make a genuine difference. Even if you cannot donate, sharing this fundraiser could help us enormously. After everything my family has been through, I want to give my children something they desperately deserve: a safe place to call home, some stability, and the chance to move forward. Thank you to everyone who has supported us, whether through a donation, a share, a message or simply by believing us. We are incredibly grateful. ❤️ gofund.me/770b3862d
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I'm really quite disgusted with James Blunt. Not a peep from him. Is he Sharks or is he Jets? If he decides not to be a coward & actually speak up, he better not dare 'both sides it' or I'm going to take action & continue to not listen to his music.
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*Using my best Guardian reader voice* 📢 Bedbug lives matter! Bedbug lives matter! 📢
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Keeping it classy, Babs!
Jess Phillips posted this to Instagram proving that no matter how hard you try you cannot polish a turd
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Of course they did. The BBC are currently in their piss poor sanitized to not upset the 'be kind' people era. They have to take all the decent stuff off.
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Last week, Hannah Spencer's Beaver got more attention than Green Party leader Dav....Zack Polanski's Urdu & Bengali speaking campaign videos put together. Sadly, Benny the Beaver had to go so she's found a suitable replacement #parody
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