> Have an uncomfortable acute issue
> Aware of a medication that solves said issue
> Go to the doctor
> Doctor prescribes medication
> soliddogz.png
> Next day go to pharmacy to pick up medication
> Walk up to pharma bro
> "Oh this one isn't ready yet"
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> "Oh you need prior authorization from insurance for this one"
> okdogz.png
> Go home, go to sleep
> Wake up
> Experience uncomfortable issue
> Realize that prior authorization takes at least five days, uncomfortable issue will be gone by then
> Realize this is a new medication and insurance rarely covers it
> Go back to pharmacy
> Ask pharma bro, "can I just cash pay this?"
> "No"
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> "Oh we don't have this in stock so I need to order it"
> "dogz why did you not order this yesterday if you could literally see you don't have it"
> Pharma bro is literally gobsmacked
> Unable to produce a coherent answer
> It's ok bro dw
> My mom is a pharmacist and I get it's a stressful job
> Ask pharma bro, do any other Walgreens have it
> "Idk"
> What do you mean idk
> "I can't check inventory of any other Walgreens"
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> Go home
> Spend 20 minutes calling every Walgreens in the San Francisco Bay Area
> No one has it
> I was not aware I was being treated with medicine rarer than an ancient Egyptian artefact
> Out of frustration, call CVS
> "Yeah we have one box"
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> Ask new pharma bro, can you just transfer my prescription from the Walgreens?
> Pharma bro says sure, it'll take about two hours, I'll text you when it's done
> Two hours go by
> No text
> Call CVS
> Automated system is now refusing to give me pharma bro
> Fuck it I guess I'll just go in person
> Go see pharma bro
> Oh hey, you were supposed to transfer my prescription
> Oh yeah, they just didn't want to do that
> wtfdogz.png
> Why didn't they want to do that
> Oh I don't know, they just didn't want to do it
> If you want, you can just call them
> Why didn't you text me?
> Pharma bro is literally gobsmacked
> Unable to produce a coherent answer
> It's ok pharma bro. My mom was a pharmacist and I get it's a stressful job
> Sitting in CVS now, calling Walgreens
> 20 minute hold
> Finally get to original pharma bro
> Hey can you transfer this prescription to CVS?
> Ok let me talk to my manager
> Five minute hold, pharma bro gets back on the phone
> Oh yeah, actually cause this is a schedule IV controlled substance, we can't transfer it
> wtfdogz.png
> I happen to have been googling this during my hold
> There is no law against transferring it in California
> "Oh yeah, we have a policy"
> "We can transfer it to other Walgreens, but not to other chains"
> Oh ok, do any other Walgreens have this
> "dogz I literally have no fucking clue, we've been over this"
> We are mutually facepalming at this point
> "But you can call your doctor and get them to send a new prescription to CVS"
> Look down at my phone
> It's 5:32 on a Friday
> My doctor's office is closed over the weekend
> At this point I am higuruma.png
> The system has utterly and completely defeated me
> Wasted several hours on this failed endeavour
> Go home
> Am uncomfortable from my acute issue
> The medicine arrives on Tuesday