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I’M SAD
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Do not support Newsom for President.
The Paramout surrender is a perfect distillation of Democratic politics: 1. Talk a big game 2. Fold despite having legal leverage and public opinion on their side 3. Empower conservative oligarchs who hate working people. Great message to send right before the elections!
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Thanks for the layoffs! Gavin Newsom, Rob Bonta, and Karen Bass got Los Angeles these special gifts just in time for Christmas. Enjoy!
The Paramount-Warner Bros. merger now has the all-clear signal, and staffers are gearing up for multiple rounds of layoffs in the next few months. “There will be a race to get this done in the fourth quarter,” said one exec, noting that the job cuts would likely be just the first round, as it would be impossible to accomplish the level of expected layoffs all in one swoop. Said another: “I don’t see a world where they’re not laying off a bunch of people before the end of the year. I think there are many people in the industry who don’t even understand the toll it’s going to take.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/par…
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Here's our story on Rob Bonta's disappointing settlement of the Paramount-Warner Bros merger. Just an awful decision. prospect.org/2026/09/21/bont…
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The Paramout surrender is a perfect distillation of Democratic politics: 1. Talk a big game 2. Fold despite having legal leverage and public opinion on their side 3. Empower conservative oligarchs who hate working people. Great message to send right before the elections!
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The worst part of Bonta caving on the Paramount merger is that it's a big flashing signal to every other company that there is no antitrust enforcement in America and you can bully your way into getting whatever you want. It's a monumentally bad decision.
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Threatening to leave is textbook for corporations not getting their way, from Amazon to Boeing to Mayo Clinic, and more. This was an attempt by David Ellison to get what he wanted through economic extortion rather than the rule of law and Bonta let him do it.
New @Axios: How Paramount's David Ellison backed Cali AG Bonta into a wall and won the settlement of a lifetime — No forced divestitures, mostly temporary behavioral remedies — His threat to leave Cali was real, putting Bonta in a political bind axios.com/2026/09/22/david-e…
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David Zaslav, the CEO and President of Warner Bros., has been completely ignored in all of this. He is as responsible as anyone for Paramount-WB, and WB-Discovery before it. He gets *$550M* for closing this deal. The States could have ordered that down to zero, drawing a line in the sand: No compensation for illegal dealmaking.
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Re-upping this. It doesn't matter who runs these companies, or what their political affiliations are. This much media consolidation is bad in any hands, regardless of party or creed Unfortunate that weak craven officials made the settlement about other things
Even if Paramount were run by Mother Theresa this merger would still be devastating for Hollywood workers at every level and for creative variety That's why the Writers Guild sued to block the merger
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On behalf of the @Java DevRel Team at @Oracle, congratulations to the newest member of the #Java Champions Program @dadoonet!
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JEP 545, Faster Startup and Warmup with ZGC, is now a Candidate! Complementing Leyden AOT, ZGC reduces the trade-off between fast startup with a small initial heap and smoother performance with a large, pre-touched heap😀 openjdk.org/jeps/545 #java #ZGC
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Replying to @AmmarMerhbi
That's why I came up with this:
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For years, air purifier companies have hyped H13 filters and fed consumers the wrong idea that the higher the filter grade, the better, so they could sell their mediocre air purifiers at a premium. But they knew full well that wasn’t true. That’s why what they used in their own products wasn’t H13-grade filters, but lower-grade filters that could provide higher CADR. Now they’ve been caught. Every lie ultimately comes back to hurt the liar.
turns out levoit filters are not real hepa filters. why am i not surprised the payout for exposing us all to air pollution and airborne illness is only $10? openclassactions.com/settlem…
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A while ago I mentioned that Bruce Boxleitner and I were helping Warners with the launch of their Babylon 5 YouTube channel. As part of that, the first of three brand new half-hour-plus interviews/discussions between me and Bruce will go online on Monday. piped.video/@Babylon5
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Loads of these accounts complain about badly parked Lime bikes. A quick Google shows the street is littered with parked cars, cars that are parked 95% of the lives But if you suggest the obvious, repurposing a small % of those car spots for bikes, they go apoplectic
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Replying to @bookingcom
@bookingcom doesn’t seem to care much about the customers these days it seems. No one replies on chat and no one picks up “premium support” calls. Never experienced such terrible service in the last 10 years or so.
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I'm looking forward to looking at how Postgres optimizes query plans. But before that I needed a primer on how it rewrites query plans before even getting to statistics. theconsensus.dev/p/2026/09/1…
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He literally sided with his donors to veto his own party's legislation subjecting AI companies to strict product liability standards when they harm people. Not figuratively. LITERALLY. He LITERALLY vetoed one of the most important AI safety legislation in America.
EXCLUSIVE: Gavin Newsom told us he plans to take further action on AI safety before leaving office – raising the possibility of a special California legislative session amid concerns about AI’s potential risks to humanity. politico.com/news/2026/09/17…
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