Of all the great Clarkson quotes over the years, this is the most accurate. #TheGrandTour
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Finishing touches ahead of this evening’s State Banquet… ✨   Tonight, The King and Queen will host a State Banquet for the Sultan of Oman at Windsor Castle.   ☕️ Inspired by the Omani ritual of Kahwa, a collection of special teas will be served.   While Kahwa is traditionally a spiced coffee, the concept has been adapted to draw on the long-standing British love of tea while preserving the aromatic spices and flavours that make Kahwa so distinctive: fragrant cardamom, delicate rose, sweet dates, and gentle warming spices.   Guests will be invited to choose from an Iced Earl Grey & Date, an Iced Mint & Rose, or a Warm Cardamom-Spiced Blend sweetened with Windsor Honey.   Together, they reflect the warmth and hospitality shared by both Omani and British traditions. 🇬🇧🇴🇲
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Thing of beauty
Gallery: Porsche’s Mission S supercar has hit the streets of New York ➡️ top-gear.visitlink.me/LFgtf7
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Must be such a tiring life being this miserable all the time
This, for me, is a terrible look for British policing. It comes across as highly undisciplined and unprofessional. The British public pay police officers to uphold the law, maintain order and keep our streets safe. Not to dance around whilst on duty. Surely we should expect much higher standards from those entrusted with policing our country? x.com/NotFarLeftAtAll/status…
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Coming from a bloke whose ears look like they’re independently trying to leave his head?
Bathroom selfie profile pic has opinions?
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porsche already has running driving models on the streets of America and Tesla hit us with the "we cannot guarantee when your vehicle will actually be delivered or if it will be delivered"
All-New Porsche Mission S in Manhattan 🇺🇸
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⚫️Jack⚪️ retweeted
Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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Americans are very loud and obnoxious for a country where their president rapes kids and their citizens shoot kids. Wonderful people.
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Riled up the yanks, love it
Replying to @jacktogon
Americans and their hard ons for guns is not only embarrassing, it’s extremely disrespectful to every child that’s been slaughtered at the hands of a school shooting and every person that’s lost a friend or family never at the hands of a mass shooter. Do better.
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⚫️Jack⚪️ retweeted
Listen, @Tesla could bring out a vehicle that flies me to Saturn and back, cleans my house from top to bottom, cooks my dinner every night, paints my fence and strokes my head when I’m hungover and I still wouldn’t spend a fucking penny on one of that fascist cunt’s cars.
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Andy Carroll comes across brilliantly here. Piers Morgan is a miserable old cunt.
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An actual key, no big touchscreen, analog dials…THIS is a proper car 😍😍
Mission S. Everything a sports car needs. Nothing more.
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I can imagine the Americans will be using this as an argument for them carrying guns, because they’re absolute fucking morons.
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This is the biggest load of bollocks I’ve seen on this app, and that’s saying something
TESLA ROADSTER RUNNING F1 LAP TIMES Tesla Roadster may have been setting some lap times at COTA. That’s insanely fast. The next fastest time is 1:32.029, set by Valtteri Bottas (Mercedes W10) during the 2019 F1 qualifying.
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How many headaches do Americans get to warrant a 1000 pain killers in a bottle? If I buy a packet of pain killers (might have 24 tablets in) it will last probably a year at least, between two of us. Something seriously wrong with the yanks and pain killers.
europeans be like: "if i have a mild headache i just take a week off of work to nap, i dont get why americans just take pain meds" and im just like, wondering why we havent annexed them yet
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Anyone who finds it entertaining to watch a man put money into a bag is an absolute gimp.
Mayweather has a response for those criticizing him for how he chose to flex his money by flexing more money. he’s really 10,000 feet in the air with over $500k in cash flexing Gucci bags and crocodile pouches, you’d think he’s the richest man in the world 🤣
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I like Theo Von, but Americans just aren’t good at stand up comedy. They aren’t funny in that setting.
THEO VON: I'M DOING FINE premieres OCTOBER 20, only on Netflix.
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Currently on holiday in Mexico, sun burnt to fuck, eaten alive off mosquitoes, got attacked by an iguana on Saturday and just watched Newcastle get battered off Coventry. What a weekend!
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Never known a team sign so many forwards who can’t score as us #nufc
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How is he just openly bribing people to vote for him? What is it about American politics/laws that stops this pedo getting arrested and sent to prison? Fucking backward country.
Community note
Important context needed: Trump previously promised 2 dividends and never followed through. In early 2025, Trump publicly backed a roughly $5,000 “DOGE dividend” In November 2025, he promised a $2,000 “tariff dividend” newsweek.com/every-dividend
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It’s insane how thick right wing people are
.@KidRock: "We are not, and we will never be, 'One Nation Under Mohammed' — because we are, and we always will be, ONE NATION UNDER GOD!"
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