This is genuinely Joe Davis

GOOD NIGHT TAR HEELS 🩵

LOL! This wins the internet today!

The Dodgers getting swept may look bad, but you have to remember those losses are actually deferred for the next 30 years.

One of the most disappointing endings to an MLB season ever?😬 A franchise that committed over $1.8 billion to just five players: Ohtani: $700M Betts: $365M Yamamoto: $325M Tucker: $240M Snell: $182M 2026 adjusted payroll: $339M Deferred salary commitments: $1.1 billion And after all that, they get SWEPT in the NLCS by a Milwaukee Brewers team with a $146M payroll 🧹

Happy for the Brewers. Not everyone gets a trophy.

Stage four Dodger hater here

Jim Nantz says Mike Ditka used to pay and tip for everything with $100 bills, and never ask for change “I noticed early on that all he carried were $100 bills. All he did was peel off hundreds all the time. Buy a beer at the bar on the way out to dinner, ‘Yeah, give me a Budweiser.’ $100. Keep the change.” “Coat check, comes into a restaurant, comes out, $100. Man on the street, homeless, there was one guy that kind of understood the routine and he was there every week. Mike, every time, $100 bill.” “I finally got up the nerve to say, ‘Hey coach, why don’t you ever get change? Why just the hundreds?’ He says, ‘Hey, what’s the difference anyway?’” “He said, ‘You know, the way I look at it, when I die and they drop me down into the ground, I hope there’s a little opening in that coffin and my last $100 bill comes flying out and goes up into the sky and drifts away. That would make me happy.’” “So I said, ‘This gets a little pricey, doesn’t it?’ ‘It’s not that bad, Jim.’ He said, ‘Here’s the way I rationalize it in my head. We got 20 weeks. I come every single Friday to New York. I come in with 50 $100 bills, $5,000. And at the end of the season, I’m spending $100,000.’” “He would say, ‘I’ve allocated $100,000 to the football season to go enjoy myself in New York. And that’s the way it is.’ I take $5,000 in cash in hundreds every single week. And that’s what he did.”

What’s your response??

THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU MOVE TO THE SOUTH. 1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. 2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. 3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before. 4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. 5. Onced and Twiced are words. 6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy! 7. Jawl-P? means: Did you all go to the bathroom? 8. People actually grow, eat, and like okra. 9. Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do something. 10. There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper. 11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South. 12. Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you. 13. The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?' 14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see. 15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em. 16. Y'all is singular. All Y'all is plural. 17. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal. 18. You carry jumper cables in your car for your OWN car. 19. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Cajun seasoning, Tabasco, and ketchup. 20. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, motorsports, and gossip. 21. Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar, Sweetheart, Miss (first name), or Mr (first name) 22. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. 23. You know what a hissy fit is.. 24. Fried catfish is the other white meat. 25. We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!! 26. You understand these jokes and forward them to your Southern friends and those who just wish they were from the South. AND one more: 27. Why did the chicken cross the road? To show that stupid possum that it CAN be done

1. TRUMP ENDED THE PLANDEMIC WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO LAST TEN YEARS. 2. TRUMP PREVENTED THE GREAT RESET WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO ENSLAVE ALL OF MANKIND. 3. TRUMP PREVENTED THE DESTRUCTION OF AMERICA, WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN UNDER HILLARY CLINTON. 4. TRUMP ARRESTED JEFFREY EPSTEIN AND ENDED HIS OPERATION TO SEXUALLY BLACKMAIL INFLUENTIAL LEADERS. 5. TRUMP ENDED MASS CENSORSHIP AND RESTORED FREE SPEECH. 6. TRUMP ARRESTED MULTIPLE HEADS OF GLOBAL DRUG CARTELS, AND ENDED THE WORLDS GREATEST DRUG OPERATIONS. 7. TRUMP REMOVED THE USA FROM THE WHO, EFFECTIVELY PREVENTING THEIR PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION. 8. TRUMP WILL ABOLISH THE UNITED NATIONS, AGAIN ENDING THE AGENDA FOR A ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT. 9. TRUMP EXPOSED THE MIND CONTROL OF THE NEWS MEDIA AND POPULARIZED THE TERM “FAKE NEWS MEDIA”. 10. TRUMP EMPOWERED THE RISE OF ALTERNATIVES NEWS MEDIA THAT COUNTERS THE LIES OF THE MAINSTREAM. 11. TRUMP EXPOSED ELECTION FRAUD AND IS BUSY MAKING ELECTIONS AROUND THE WORLD SAFE AGAIN. 12. TRUMP EXPOSED THE DEEP STATE FOR THE WHOLE WORLD AND IS BUSY ERADICATING IT. 13. TRUMP LAUNCHED A WORLDWIDE WAR AGAINST CHILD TRAFFICKING AND HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSE. 14. TRUMP BROUGHT FAITH, PRAYER AND THE BIBLE BACK IN PUBLIC BUILDINGS AND SOCIETY. 15. TRUMP EXPOSED THE DEEP CORRUPTION OF THE CIA, FBI AND DOJ. 16. TRUMP ENDED THE BRAINWASHING OF CHILDREN BY ABOLISHING THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION. 17. TRUMP WILL RESTORE QUALITY EDUCATION BY OFFERING THE FREE AMERICAN ACADEMY TO THE YOUTH. 18. TRUMP DEFUNDED THE LGBTQ AND TRANSGENDER AGENDA AND IS RESTORING HEALTHY FAMILIES IN AMERICA. 19. TRUMP IS ENDING THE POISONING OF THE FOOD AND RESTORES HEALTHY NUTRITION. 10. TRUMP ENDED THE MASS INVASION OF ILLEGALS, WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO DESTROY AMERICA. 21. TRUMP ENDED THE WORLDWIDE FUNDING OF THE DEEP STATE EVIL ACTIVITIES THROUGH USAID. 23. TRUMP ENDED MASSIVE THEFT OF TRILLIONS OF AMERICAN TAX DOLLARS. 24. TRUMP IS GOING TO END TAXES AND WILL RESTORE WEALTH TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. 25. TRUMP ENDED THE SATANIC RULE IN HOLLYWOOD AND APPOINTED GIBSON AND STALLONE AS HIS EYES IN HOLLYWOOD. 26. TRUMP EMPOWERED MILLIONS OF PATRIOTS WORLDWIDE TO OPPOSE THE DEEP STATE AND NEW WORLD ORDER. 27. TRUMP OPENLY CONFRONTS THE GLOBALISTS AT THE WEF AND PUTS AN END TO THEIR NEFARIOUS AGENDAS. 28. TRUMP ENDED THE CLIMATE CHANGE SCAM, WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE EXCUSE FOR GLOBAL TYRANNY. 29. TRUMP ENDED THE CHILDHOOD VACCINE MANDATES AND REDUCED THE VACCINES FROM 70 TO 9. 30. ENDED 8 CONFLICTS AROUND THE WORLD AND STOPPED THE GENOCIDE IN GAZA. AND.... THERE’S A THOUSAND OTHER THINGS TRUMP DID TO END THE RULE OF EVIL.... THAT IS WHY HE IS BEING ATTACKED SO VIOLENTLY WITH FALSE ACCUSATIONS. BONUS: HE IS AS FUNNY AS HELL 🤣! PLEASE SHARE THIS TO HELP COUNTER THE MASSIVE LIES AGAINST PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP. GOD LOVES THIS MAN.

The year is 2026. Dodger owner Mark Walter is under investigation for fraud. The Dodgers are about to win their 3rd straight championship with their 2.011 (not exaggerating) billion dollar roster. Yet, Dodger fans are still saying that “every MLB team can spend like them” crazy

This man speaks the truth. Dodgers fans have the least ball knowledge in the sport and they cheated to get their titles

The Atlanta Braves got 19 outs from a former 7-Eleven employee and a 21 year old rookie to beat the billion dollar Dodgers. Baseball is a beautiful sport.

The Braves won 94/95 games across 162 to win their division Their season will come down to 2 games played while you’re at work

Less than 6 hours later!

To WRAL- A former Carolina bball player just admitted that UNC paid them bags of cash. Oh, you’re on the story immediately? Front page news for the next decade? Nonstop resources given to the investigation? Yes, of course. Oh but wait, it was actually a *dook* player so 🦗🦗.

🚨 THEY SAID THE FBI DIRECTOR WAS “MISSING IN ACTION.” Then Kash Patel dropped THIS on the Senate. Watch the media bury it. Predecessors took 33 days off a year. Kash: 4 days this year. They used Reagan National like a personal lily pad — $3.5 MILLION of YOUR money. He killed that. Andrews and government fields only. Taxpayers off the hook. Least personal travel of ANY FBI Director in history. Highest work days. Highest results. 📉 Murder rate down 20 points 💊 Enough fentanyl seized to kill a quarter million Americans — 20% fewer kids dying of overdoses 🎯 ALL 10 of the FBI’s Most Wanted captured 💰 Six of the world’s top fraudsters — $2 BILLION stolen from Americans 👶 11,000 child victims found and located 🚔 54,000 violent felons arrested by the FBI alone — 90% increase in 18 months That is making America safer than it’s ever been. Media won’t run this. You will. 🎥 Watch him say it. Then RT it. #MAGA #FBI #KashPatel #AmericaFirst #DrainTheSwamp

And by the way, dook fans whose school has hidden behind the “private wall” knows full well that they have been able to keep hidden inquiries, emails, and investigations where public schools cannot do the same. So get off your high horses over there. Just ask K how it’s done.