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Jimmy Driscoll retweeted
Ken Paxton is blaming democrats for problems in Texas.
Republicans have been in control for over 30 years 😭
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According to White House sources, Barron Trump wants to transfer to Cornell University because he's "heard good things about the rape culture."
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Aaron Rodgers: "WHAT THE F*CK?! CALL IT!"
Mike McCarthy: "F*cking a**hole."
The Goal Line Grind
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Jimmy Driscoll retweeted
I know we shouldn’t be shocked by anything these Trump people do anymore but… come on!!! Come. On.
NEW: Jared Kushner is the largest shareholder in an Israeli firm investing in companies supplying equipment for the Israeli military. He is also negotiating a deal for Gaza.
Reporting with @goodwinallegra and @MajliedePuyKamp
Edited by @timelfrink_dc
cnn.com/2026/10/01/us/jared-…
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Jimmy Driscoll retweeted
Texas Governor Abott hired a pastor to help pass the "Bathroom Bill" meant to protect kids from sexual abuse. The pastor turned out to be a child sex offender and has been arrested. Republicans do love their pedophiles, huh.
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Jimmy Driscoll retweeted
Being poor in LA should be something people put on a resume under skills.
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If anyone wants to know how the outrage machine gets fired up:
1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell”
2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender
3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets Schmitt talking points
4. Schmitt steps in it
5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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Jimmy Driscoll retweeted
Is there anything more MAGA than the smug arrogance of someone who’s dead wrong but doesn’t realize it yet?
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Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him?
*a few moments later*
Trump: 😴😴😴
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republicans are having the best time ever fucking us over & they’re rubbing our faces in it. Practically daring us to overthrow them. While kids are starving & we can’t afford gas, groceries, or healthcare. If this doesn’t piss you off, you must be a stupid brainwashed MAGA fuck.
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I'm really digging this satanic doo wop group Twin Temple. You ever hear of these cats? Here's a taste: youtube.com/watch?v=qJfE0376…
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