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PHL/DTW
Life hack: remove a pine tree from a room to make it feel spacious
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This is literally the hopey changey stuff.
Former President Obama says Democrats made a mistake by making goals materialistic and instrumental: "What people are starved for at the moment is the ability to tell a moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment."
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They said it wasn't possible, but Dombrowski reanimated the 2014 Tigers in the 2026 Phillies, right down to the Ausmusian manager and bullpen! No expense spared!
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Have the Phillies considered putting rocks in their pockets and wading into the ocean because I am.
Luis Arraez could not put weight on his left foot, and now there are a lot of questions about how the Phillies might handle a late-season injury: nytimes.com/athletic/7627684…
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These were honestly the halcyon days of the site.
I hate when an old pitchfork article is written like a skit or a play or something. Dude I’m just trying to read about Gillian Welch
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The social media manager in me is like oh god how did I click unfollow
🚫 @linkedin is no longer following @reidhoffman Still followed by: @leijun, @databricks, @sparker, @photomatt, @friedberg & 97 more (🤖🔮: what do you think?)
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And we're back with the Summer of Joel on Joelkermen
well that billy joel sure made some shitty ass shit music didn’t he
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Depends. Is your household Episcopalian?
At what amount of wasps in your house do you start to get concerned?? I’ve caught (&released, good guy in the community) 6 in the last 48 hrs.
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This one is dedicated to Charlie’s online baseball godfathers @meechone @ThxJason and @zoowithroy
I am very excited to announce my commitment to Shenandoah University. Thank you Coach Anderson and the entire coaching staff at @SUHornets this opportunity. GO Hornets!
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Dear the AtPhillies he is available locally for evals and is open to opportunities.
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Oh good he got congrats from his Twitter mom and dad
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King of Carrot Flowers
Jake Mangum - Pittsburgh Pirates (5)
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I know we don’t use Twitter this way anymore but perhaps X the everything app has recommendations on places to eat in Asheville, NC?
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Honestly, I hope there's a Q&A break between sets!
Every discerning fan of popular music should register that ticket sales are growing scarce for the one-time-only-historical-anomaly Lisa Walker & Elizabeth Nelson house tour package occurring next week in venues ranging from the midwest to the Atlantic. Grab a seat while you can.
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You know, I thought I was pretty smart when I got to the New School and then I met Astra. Can’t wait to get my hands on a copy!
Naomi and I are doing a live chat tomorrow (Tuesday) at 5pm ET about the upcoming book tour. We’re open to suggestions/ideas for how to make it as meaningful as possible in this critical moment. open.substack.com/live-strea…
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DCB RIP (eternally)
The dead know what they're doing when they leave this world behind
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Farewell Peter Max, whose work could induce acid trips without even the slightest chemical alteration. The Hilda Af Klimt of album art. Rest in color.
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Marc Bolan and Maria Callas died on THE SAME DAY!?
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Drake in his defiant jazz bag.
Drake in his defiant jazz bag.
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Huge Mad Max: Fury Road fan here who didn’t expect to get drafted to drive the war rig to Gastown by Immortan Joe.
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