Kryptik@kryptikRants

Homestead dreamer | Defender of the hills | Keeping it real with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of sarcasm

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Joined May 2013
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Members of congress, as public servants, should have their entire financial statements made public Every single line item, accountable for every single dollar
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Couldn’t help myself, it was just too easy
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Today is as good a day as any to FIRE MATT LAFLEUR @packers
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Wake up, New York. The hour is later than you think. 🗽 🇺🇸
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This loots legit good, and Johnny Depp is back!!
Ebenezer
@ebenezermovie
Jul 23
Bah! Humbug! Watch the new trailer for EBENEZER starring Johnny Depp. Only in theatres November 13.
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I thought officiating in American sports was bad But now that ive seen FIFA officiating….We have it lucky here in the states with our sports. No wonder the USA thinks soccer is a joke………because it is
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Let the Chuddening COMMENSE!!
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Alright…i have to know if @FreddyLA7 saw any if UFC 250
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I have watched 2 UFC fights in my life before tonight Watched from beginning to end, and i will now never miss an event This event was Pure Americana Congrats Justin Gaethje!! You exemplified the American spirit on the biggest stage, in the biggest moment. WOW
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Hey Damian….”grown ass men” dont lock replies to hide behind their friends
Damian Nick 🥔@PotatoCam69
Jun 2
Let me guess, people are going to call this game "trash" or "woke" because the main character is a woman, right? I'm only asking because there are grown ass men that genuinely complain about stuff like this 😭
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Kryptik retweeted
Marathon HQ@shoot_loot
Mar 2
‼️Final GIVEAWAY before launch We are giving away a Marathon Deluxe Edition for Steam! To enter: 🟢 Follow 🟢 Like 🟢 Repost 🟢 For an extra entry, comment your favorite runner Ends: March 6, 2026 🫶
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Trump should name the border wall “Hellebuycks Bastion”
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I love Bird city @EmbarkStudios, but you missed a golden opportunity for a fiery Phoenix duck that can be thrown as a flame grenade. Maybe add as a Legendary duck??
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Anyone whos seen who Jay-Z has scheduled for the Superbowl halftime shows over the last few years isnt surprised at all that hes in the Epstein Files
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Me stepping on a LEGO at 2am on the way to the bathroom
Brick Suit
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I cannot wait to get outta this state. The move cant come soon enough
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Replying to @RepGrothman
@RepGrothman how long are you going to be to allow illegals to be harbored by companies in your district while firing employees for threatening to expose them? 30-40 at this address alone Signature Wafer 850 Stanton St, Ripon, WI 54971 Owned by a billionaire from NY
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Or maybe you’d be interested in the tax evasion and insurance fraudgoin on there? Or maybe how the building is an explosion risk PS they have a history of fires and explosions and still its unsafe I expect a response Thank you for your attention to this matter
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PS. No response and i will end your political career
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Chris Collinsworth whenever he sees an opportunity to talk about Mahomes
Massimo
@Rainmaker1973
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The arapaima is a massive, fast-feeding fish that can swallow its prey in seconds.
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Matt Lafluer deserves to lose his job after this 2nd half performance
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