In my 47 years on the Lord's earth I have learned that there are four types of Razorback fans:
1. The Eternal Optimist - You can't tell them shit. They are gonna tell you every year that this is the year.
2. The Burn-It-Down Fan - One three and out and they are ready to fire the coaches, the AD, the strength staff, the guy running the scoreboard, and maybe even BBQ Tusk.
3. The Historian - These folks live in 1964, 2006, 2011-2012. They have 40 plus years of collective trauma and truly should be psychologically studied and possibly medicated.
4. The Battered Hog - These folks are broken human beings. Won't predict the game score, Doesn't trust a double digit lead, won't celebrate a win even after the clock has run out. They have seen too much. Knows too much. But they still show up Saturday after Saturday.
And somehow, after all the heartbreak, all four still call the Hogs.
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